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What a class celebration.

Bosingwa is playing like a beast. He has already made like 5 interceptions and 3 tackles.

46 Seconds!

In my mind Franz Beckenbauer and Johan Cryuff are the best players ever, followed by Maradona. I never bought into Pélé, I don't doubt his ability but I think he just an old bastard frantically trying to hold onto his past glory.

Messi and Ronaldo belong with those freaks. I think no one will truly appreciate these two untill they retire. How many modern players can boast over 100 goals in less than three seasons? It took Drogba eight seasons just to reach 100 league goals.

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Drogba is Chelsea's best Striker ever, eh? I'm sure every generation will have something different to say. I'm surprised that you implied that I have no respect for Drogba. Is it wrong for me that I want Drogba to be surpassed like all these men have been?

If Chelsea were to win the Champion's League surely they [uEFA] wouldn't have the nerve to kick Chelsea if they spend too much.

I think you kind of answered your own question then.

Henry was pretty terrible before he joined Arsenal. That isn't the best comparison but you know what I mean.

Half of the time it can be the teammate's fault. Werder Bremen are exactly settting the world alight. Everyone said that Gary Cahill was mediocre, but now look at him.

I'm all giddy with excitement for tonight's game. Tonight at Stamford the lads will prove that you just don't fuck with Chelsea.

I've only ever seen that happen once. That person was really, really, really drunk almost to the point of passing out. They decided they wanted to get high so they smoked a large reefer that was 75% weed and about 25% 25 Miligram Tobacco. Freaked me the fuck out.

If Kalou was good at making decisions on the ball, who knows who great he could be.

The users are even better! And welcome.

Hulk would probably be best considering his physical attributes. The man is Drogba but on the wings!

He is German but he hasn't any German blood. He is in fact from Bosnia & Herzegovina, hence the reason BosnianLion really loves this signing! Much like how Lucas Podolski is German but his family is Polish. But it is just semantics.

I made this post in the General Transfer Talk. I've updated the stats. If anyone wants me to make something like this again but with different players I will. The following players will bring us sucess. Yohan Cabaye Newcastle United Position - CM (Regista) Appearances - 35 Goals - 5 Assists - 9 The French Xabi Alonso, in my eyes. He sublime passing technique, Free Kick accuracy and contributes a lot defensively. We currently have no player that is similar to Cabaye in our squad and a Regista is absolutely pertinent to our future success. Esteban Granero Real Madrid Position - CM (Regista) Appearances - 25 Goals - 0 Assists - 1 The much maligned Madridista's first two seasons at Real Madrid were fantastic, however he has found himself out of favour this season. He is very similar to Cabaye, however with a Midfield pair of Cabaye and Granero will not only offer a lot in attack and defense but will control the tempo and of games. Though it should be said Mourinho is regretful that he has put Granero in the situation he is in. Mathieu Debuchy LOSC Lille Position - RB (Attacking) Appearances - 33 Goals - 5 Assists - 1 A position that has felt the wrath of Chelsea fans since Paulo Ferreira's second season. Debuchy is your typical modern Fullback, likes to attack and is obliged to defend. Luckily he has great stamina so he attack and defend with ease. Better the Gregory Van Der Wiel and less injury prone that César Aspilicueta, Debucy may be our only hope to fill the dreaded RB position. Eden Hazard LOSC Lille Position - Winger / AM (Trequartista) Appearances - 43 Goals - 18 Assists - 14 No young player in Europe (maybe besides Mario Götze) currently generates such a massive circle jerk among fans. Fast, technical, dynamic, genius, there simply isn't enough adjectives to describe the Belgian. Every knows want he can do, and everyone knows why he is a desitable transfer. Edison Cavani S.S.C. Napoli Position - Striker (Target Man) Appearances - 38 Goals - 31 Assists - 5 El Matador... if Juan Mata is a matador for his agility and nimbleness; then Cavani is a matador because of his tenacity and ferocity. He reminds me a lot of Drogba but truly is a completely different animal, but mark my words he will surpass Drogba if he signs for us. Work ethic, stamina, power, pace, technique; he is complete. Ezequiel Lavezzi S.S.C. Napoli Position - Winger / AM (Trequartista) Appearances - 37 Goals - 11 Assists - 9 Lavezzi is the most important player in Napoli. His stats don't scream it, but his pace, passing and dribbling contribute massively to every scoring oppurtunity created by Napoli. Think David Silva except ten times faster and is mostly restricted to the wing positions, he is that good.

I'm pretty chill when I'm stoned (not that I've ever been) but a good friend of mine gets paranoid and anxious when he is stoned. He isn't as bad as he used to be but it was a problem for a while becuase he loves the green stuff.

So he is similar to Mata in the sense that he hits the post a lot.

With friends, maybe. But it can be pretty horrifying when you are alone or prone to panicking/paranoia.

It isn't all it's cracked up to be. I honestly prefer being sobre.

Nowhere just yet, as he is on a Bosman. On Goal.com he has a score of 3/10 for club loyalty. I bet Mr F9T disagrees with that.

Yeah, but can other countries pull it off like the Netherlands? I know for a fact it would be taxed to hell and back in Australia and it would end up costing people like four times more.

This signing would be great. He is a very aggressive and direct attacker, and he has great stamina to boot. Has anyone else noticed that a lot of East Asian players have incredible stamina? Ji Sung, Nagotomo, Honda, Kagawa are just a few that come to mind.