Spike

He means he is flat.

Geez Cap, if this is getting you off your tits, you should have seen how the users talked about Sala during Ancelotti's rein. I think once Sh0n3x in a drunken rage used the 'n' word (it didn't go down to well and Nemanja apologised when he became sobre). His problem was that he always lacked the end product. Great dribbler, decent passer, good finisher, fantastic penalty taker, pace, work rate; so why can't he capitalise? The fact is that he just hasn't improved as player at all.

Henri BlueLyon Just ask Zeus - KING OF ALL GODS

I always associate Audi with the German bulk convenience store Aldi. So by association I think Audis are cheap and a discount company.

When you've done hard time like myself, you know how to keep guard while sleeping. You seem to forget I was in a Gulag.

Sloth, Sloth, Sloth have you been bullying the Americans again?

Bitch please.

Steve Clarke is welcome back here.

Because...?

Condolences. I know exactly how you feel. I lost my Grandmother when I was 14. I sincerely hope your experience wasn't as traumatic as mine.

I want him gone. He hasn't improved since day one at Chelsea, if anything he has regressed.

He wanted to leave, I believe.

Well, he was going to play Oranje, so the Netherlands are special to him.

Marko Marin is just endearing.

It would be great for him to leave on a high like that.

So what is it? He knew that Dortmund would have won even if Jupp used superior tactics or he didn't want to risk injuries to key players? Don't you dare choose both because you have given two different reasons at two different times (nobody likes a hypocrite). Besides, I seem to remember Jupp playing a very strong side at the DFB Pokal.

It's pretty sad that Jupp has so little faith in his team. Faith inspires. Bayern lost to Dortmund four times in a row before the Pokal. Dortund won. Chelsea lost to Liverpool four times in a row before the FA Cup. Chelsea won.

I having nothing to post about. I'm literally all posted out, creativity drained and hungry. At least I finished Silent Hill today with the Good+ ending.

He needs a haircut, shave and he needs to get rid of that monobrow. Seriously.

8 Goals in 64 games. I don't know...

The cunts. It was a joke, of course.

I love that his name is 'Mystic Nick'. Llamas are certainly the last thing I think of as 'mystic'.

It's pretty obvious that ManCity need more Attacking Midfielders and Strikers. I can't name one in there current squad.

We are Mormons so naturally we practise polygamy. It just died naturally.

I'm your man. Besides, that damn octopus died after the World Cup so I bet this llama will die after Chelsea wins.