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Not to mention that he is a criminal. I always love your posts seb. Every single one is gold.

This thread is too inactive, Hulk deserves more speculation.

Than an epic helicopter ride to either Cobham or Stamford. It has to be done Torres style. Imagine this but with more explosions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI

Nike I just wanted to join in.

Cap gives another reason why people should worry about him. How on earth do you find these things out? I'm guessing you searched the offical site of Heathrow Airport? I admit I admire you tenacity for research.

I've seen ladies were shirts similar to Arsenal's away kit.

Oh, wow. You really took what I said out of context. You seem to think I don't rate Mikel, all I said is that he wasn't dynamic, not that he wasn't a good player. Makelélé was on the best Defensive Midfielders in the world and he wasn't exactly dynamic. Try and not put words in my mouth, it makes both of us look bad. I want a Lampard - Moutinho pivot because shit, Mikel isn't needed against a lot of teams, not mentioning the fact that Lampard and Moutinho are more than effective when defending. Against teams like Arsenal, Tottenham, Manchester City, Mikel is a good option but against the likes of Wigan, Fulham, QPR etc a more offensive pairing would be more effective. Besides, we are taking a massive liberty thinking that the 4-2-3-1 formation next season. Fucking hell, give someone an inch and they take a mile.

Mikel and Ramires would make the worst double pivot. Ramires is far to attack minded and Mikel isn't dynamic enough. Personally I would love to see Lampard and Moutinho in the pivot.

The Sun...the greatest comedic newspaper in the world. He hit more women this season then goals and assists.

He would be an absolutely fantastic signing. He is so versatile and it continues the tradition of Portuguese speakers.

Fair enough. But remember that Robinho said he was joining Chelsea. I rarely believe statements and quotes made by footballers.

Do you have a video of it? I won't believe it if it is just some bullshit quote.

I will only believe that he joined city when he is wearing their shirt.

Abramovic is pure capitalism. Stop living in the 80s.

Eredivisie Kalou Goal Average: 0.494 Van Nistelrooy Goal Average: 0.381 Qu'est-ce que c'est?

That is just one organisation. 'Russian Mafia' is 'Русская Мафия' or 'Russkaya Mafiya'.

BlueLyon your justifications are some of the worst I've read. "You serious?" is possibly the worst argument against signing a player that has ever been created. You can't even create a comprehensive arguement against signing these guys. Geez man, if you can't do it properly with English, write your arguemnents in Slovene; not many will understand but at least you are trying.

http://chelsea-resurrection.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/chelsea-fc-resurrection-ins-and-outs.html?m=1 This article made me really angry. I hate how it was written, ugh.

Pffft. Trying to emulate Chelsea in more ways than one.

My notifications say you have quoted me. I bet you edited it.

I for one would love our shirt sponsor to say 'Russian Mafia'. How badass would that be? The haters would not know how to react.

Fergie shouldn't fuck with BVB. That would piss me off.

Everyone should be ashamed.

You should also send Schalke a Nazi Flag, being Hitler's favourite club. If we are going to be wankers we may as well do it properly. Everyone is so panicked, fuck Manchester City. There I said it, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, fuck ManCity. They may be able to outspend Chelsea but Chelsea can outspend then other 18 teams.

Frank Lampard Joe Cole Ashley Cole Gary Cahill All signed from 'lesser' clubs.