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As a kid I liked Yu Gi Oh cards and other things like Tazos and Beyblades. On top of jerseys, I collect animé and my collection isn't bad.

It's pretty awesome, isn't it?

WINDOWS+SHIFT does nothing for me but WINDOWS+TAB does.

My kids will be Chelsea to the core.

I prefer to stab them with an apparatus other than a knife.

Working on this French backpacker, she is very attractive. If that fails I'll try the Scottish backpacker again.

Better than 10 goals for a £50 million transfer fee and huge wages.

He is an Attacking Midfielder/Secondary Striker much like Kaká. So I doubt he can play in the pivot. He is 20 years-old and has scored one goal and made six appearances for the Selecao.

I agree with that. With the right direction he could turn into one hell of a player.

The home kit is very nice, typical Inter. It's hard to go wrong with Black and Blue. The away kit will start a riot, and have virtually no sales.

He isn't known for winning the Champions League but he is a beast domestically, and I can wager that if Zlatan is signed Chelsea will either win the Premier League and FA Cup or come very, very close. 1. Hell naw. Mario Gomez scores 5 goals at a time against the like of Hamburg, Zlatan's goals are a bit more spread out than that. Zlatan can pass, dribble and score from outside the six yard box (which is impossible for Gomez). 2. Not many are. 3. Younger than Drogs and and still younger that Zola when he signed. I imagine getting about 4 good years out of Zlatan, and would equate to at least 50+ goals for the big guy. 4. Fuck you and your discrimination against large noses.

For the stat whores. Stats for the last 5 seasons: 212 Appearances 129 Goals 64 Asists 42.4 Appearances per season 25.8 Goals per season 12.4 Assists per season 0.6 Goals per game 0.3 Assists per game

$5 says that guy was Luka Modric trolling TC.

While he does have the same problems as Sturridge, Schurrle is less whiney and much harder worker.

If I wanted to see someone plays without knees, I'd watch Kaká or Essien.

Dammit Ollie, now I'm expecting a Zlatan - Fernando switch.

I fucking love Zlatan, he and Torres could make a good pairing. Zlatan isn't a Lone Forward like Torres or Drogba, he like to play with another whether it be Pato, Robinho, Cassano, Balotelli etc. He isn't as volatile and angry as they media makes him out to be, a lot of his friends and former play mates really like him and shine a differnet light on him. Zlatan doesn't do auditions, Wenger.

Shame, he is a bloody great CB.

But they could get into the Champions League with those new players and that will give them more money, helping them into the Champions League next season. It only takes a small snowball to start a giant one.

I just really, really despise the fact that this would fund Tottenham for a while. Ugh, makes me sick thinking about it.

Ever consider the chance that maybe he is just one lucky sonofabitch?

A few users on here just love the petty arguments. Since, it's preseason most members have nothing to complain about football wise so they just complain about eachother.

Soon Konohas and Maicon will go hand in hand, much like Cap and Kalou. You can't really prove that Maicon will be happy with 2nd choice, only time will tell.

I hope your not disappointed with TC.