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Hard to argue that.

I really love Inter's kits. This new one takes the cake though as it reminds me of this one: I'm very tempted to buy a Zanetti 4 or Milito 22 shirt.

It has just used the Brazil template...

If you think that is bitter et al, you entirely missed the point. I was satirising the media's opinion on AVb and other common thoughts and opinions on AVB. It was fairly weak effort, but my own brand of satire, nonetheless.

He is a glorified scout. A poor man's José. He is Mata's uncle. Naïve Villas-Boas. He has Alonso's beard in red. AVB has ADD on the touchline. Journalists aren't his friend. DVD. Stubborness andarrogance in Spades. He likes wine and to whine. Anything I missed?

Similar nose and same eye colour but otherwise I see nothing!

Kind of surprising to see an unbiased view of Liverpool on here. I still believe he should stay in the Eternal City, damn you Rogers!

I can't see any the similarities between Aguero and that other guy.

Neither did Benzema, Iniesta, etc. Pointless even talking about player's performances in International teams - look at Diouf.

It's had heavy Arabic/Middle Eastern influences over history. Suljuks being the main influence. In Australia we speak English but the town where I live has an Indigenous word for a name. You just got learned.

You have no proof of that, just assumptions.

Yeah, but it could be from a Cyrilic or an Arabic language.

I need to man up and start playing Silent Hill 2 again.

The Daily Mail Strikes Again! I'm really getting sick of their 'journalism'. At least The Sun is hot on page three.

You have forgotten Oscar. And I'd rather Schurrle, Moses and Sturridge not be on the wing next year. Schurrle should only be bought if Sturridge leaves and they should only be played at CF.

I don't mind the shirt but the shorts look exactly like a pair of boxer shorts I used to wear to bed.

Congratulations on the new member of your family! A bit off-topic but is Ahal an Arabic name? Just curious...

How did you science this up? It's not really fair to some of the players there because some aren't even really wingers.

We were linked to him about a week before Juve signed him. AVB tried to get him but by the time he was hired Vidal was already in advanced talks with Juve...

Jack Wilshere - another suburban white boy with ink. Represent.

Fucking journalists.

At least he is more likely to stay out wide hugging the touchline than Mata, Hazard, Marin, Hulk etc.

It's going to cost more than that for Arturo Vidal, a lot more.

He is a Youth Coach at a Clairefontaine.

I am going to learn French just so I can read SeB's articles (and to impress people).