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Spike

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  1. At least it's better than plasting Ian Curtis' face over everything. That would just be distasteful.
  2. I can't stand the teal on black. Gross.
  3. Racism is really weird in Australia. It's less hating other races and more being afraid and stereotyping them. Also fuck bogans. http://thingsboganslike.com/
  4. Yeah, by lazy people like me but officially it's 'New South Welshman'.
  5. Yes, they are. The commentators are heavily biased towards them. Gus Gould being the worst.
  6. Origin of state would be the United Kingdom...
  7. No alcohol. No carbonated drinks. No chocolate. No lollies. No pastries. No take-away and fast food. Lean meat. Switch white bread for whole grain. Eat fresh food, it's expensive here in Aussieland, so I imagine it's worse in England. Eat, breakfast, lunch and dinner. Only snack, if you have done a lot of physical activity. Drink two litres of water per day.
  8. I didn't want to mention Sri Lanka because I don't really know how they view Australia. I know the Indian and Lebonese populaitons don't really like 'white Australia'.
  9. How should be pronounced? I'm doing good, exhausted but good.
  10. How's it going, Manpe? In an Aussie accent it would be pronounce like this: Howwzz it go-aan Maanpee?
  11. I think you have misunderstood me. I was saying he will have an easier welcome being an Englishman than he would being from India or Lebanon. I'm not saying that the Indians and Lebonese aren't nice to foreigners.
  12. 1. Not a communist plot...we believe it some sort of indoctrination into becoming a New Zealander 2. Mate, daylight savings makes no sense to me. We get like 14 hours of dalight in Queensland, it pointless and annoying having more. 3. Urban myth. 4. Where else are they going to play? 5. Don't be an idiot he already is. 6. It almost happened once. Almost. For three years (2001-2003) Satan or Jason Akermanis as we call him almost brought down our state.
  13. Ever since Germany '06 the attitude towards Football has changed a lot. Yes and no. Among Anglo-Saxon Aussies like myself you would be accepted much more quickly and receive a much friendlier reception than the Indians or Lebonese.
  14. This is a Stralian Pub. We speak Stralian here and we get on the piss to get blind drunk. I like me women like I like me coffee full of whiskey and I straight up don't give a fuck about it. Our bloody Prime Minister isn't even an Aussie she is from that place in England ya know? Wales, it a town in London I heards.
  15. The girl I will marry will talk like this:
  16. It a state of mind. It drops deep as it does in my breath I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined I think of being a mad cunt when I'm in a Queensland state of mind
  17. Move here Cap: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea,_Victoria
  18. I just assumed with the insane immigrant population that the place would be a bit nutty.
  19. Lolerpool, was my 4000th.
  20. Well, if it makes you feel any better I probably wouldn't survive in Canterbury.
  21. Should be renamed the "Aussie Thread" or "Ocker Thread". I'm sure the mods could do that.
  22. Yeah, I've heard that was just an insane occurence. The area is predominatly white (the last time I checked), so it may not be the greatest place for Cap.
  23. Macquarie Fields? Sorry mate, you are fucked. The only worse place you could go to is Cronulla...
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