Spike

Learnt a new drinking song last night. Here's to Jake, he is true blue. He is a piss head through and through. He is a bastard, so they say. He tried to go to heaven but he went the other way! Do drink it down, down, down, down, down (continue this part till drink is finished or they have stopped drinking). If they finished the drink say this: So what about Jake? He is alright! If they didn't finish: So what about Jake? He is piss weak!

Pffft, everyone is labeled as a 'playmaker' nowadays. I'd call him an 'explosive winger' or something.

Haha I had that before I edited it. Silly me, I have not been on top today.

Cassano doesn't give a fuck

You are not Zidane; so Nasri get the fudge out.

Ringa-ding-ding!

No, he staged a coup d'état and is now the sole proprieter of TalkChelsea.net. The guillotine....the guillotine...was used...

Lazio paid £35Million for Crespo in 2000! 2000 that is insane! Crazy Serie A and it's wages.

150, eh? Well he beat my score by 10 or so points. They are pretty silly tests really and they take a looong time to do. I hade to do a test when I was 14, the school adminstrated it with a government official or something.

Humour to break the tension. We have no idea what's going through he mind right now but I can assure you that he is stressed and anxious. If you want to suceed at Uni stop taking things at face value.

You've missed everything. I don't even know where to start.

Have you even considered that it wasn't a gaffe?

Let's do some maths. I've no real figures just what FM tells me Maicon would probably be bought for £6 Million. Maicon's wages at Inter Milan are about £125,000 p/w. Over a month (about four weeks) he earns £500, 000. Over a year he would earn about £6 Million. Let's say he signs a deal for two years. Is Maicon worth £18 Million? Debuchy would probably be bought for £6 Million also. Debucy's wages are about £30,000 p/w at Lille. Over a month (about four weeks) he earns about £120,000. So over a year he would earn £1.4 Million. On a two year deal Debucy would be worth £8.8 Million with £2.8 Million in wages. On a five year deal which he would earn £7 Million in wages bring the total to £13 Million. Maicon for £18 Million for two years or Debuchy for £13 Million for five years.

Lamps, Cech and Drogba seem like the 'intellectuals' of the group. Lamps had ridiculously good grades in school, Drogba is a University graduate and Cech just looks smart.

He is no Lampard anyway. Lamps has an IQ of 329.

We bid for Debuchy!? I must have missed that.

This deal is having a slow painful death.

Anyone have a video of Mikel unnerving Robben?

For one billion dollars. The winter transfer window is evil and the mark up is even more ridiculous than this window.

Because he is a criminal. Been arrested a few times and has had numerous troubles with authority figures.

C - za.

Scotty has his sex face on.

As pill e kite ah

I'm getting sick of the transfer window. The sooner it's over the better.

What type of horror game is it? Resident Evil? Silent Hill? Fatal Frame? Dark Descent?