Spike

I want QPR to fuck off and never come back. I want Southampton and Middlesbrough back up. Because we need more teams that wear Red and White kits. I wouldn't mind West Ham coming back just so we can give them a proper thumping and so I can rub it into my mate's face.

Impossible he is a one club player on FIFA 12, as a manager you can't even sell him if you want to.

We don't need another player without knees.

And one thing I like to point out is that Cavani is perfect in Napoli's system. He fits like a glove in the 3-4-3 "Counter-Attack" and chances are he will struggle in our 4-3-3 "Possesion" style football.

I honestly don't see this. Drogba on his day epitomises industry and selflessness and Dzeko doesn't come anywhere near this. Why should I appeciate a McDonald's Hamburger when I have been having 5 Star Steak? But despite all my negativity he is a great finisher and does his part as a squad player without complaining or gossiping to the media; which is a trait I respect.

i c wut u did thar/ But back to reality. It's easy to see why he wouldn't want to come. Brazil to England is a massive jump for a 19 year old. Sao Paulo: Yes, we will sell. Lucas: Not yet. Chelsea: Fuck this, we will just buy Kaka.

He is just a skinny white Drogba, isn't he? Just a bit taller perhaps...

He is very good in the air as it seems. I honestly like him, a couple of good years with enough time to bleed in younger players.

He is also prone to anxiety attacks which then lead to possible seizures. Besides, we had transfer accepted when Jose was still in control, only Jesus' Homesickness killed the deal. The was 6 years ago, but....

Haha, beat me to it. But I guess you did create it...

Suggestions? I myself, always appreciate alliteration.

It was just a bit harsh using 'cunt'. "Wanker" perhaps would be less aggressive? Don't get me wrong, where I live, 'cunt' is probably the most common pronoun in usage.\ P.S. I love being able to swear on this forum.

I wonder who would be the cunt if this was found out to be false. Don't jump on the bandwagon without undeniable proof. The media really love AVB, don't they?

Hasn't scored in 11 games...

:ballack: What a load of Ballacks.

I think he isn't that great right now, but still has a lot of potential. He is 24 so there is still room for improvement. He would know Mata from the Youth Ranks of Real Madrid too.

I was more referring to how many Porto players actually end up at Chelsea whether directly or indirectly. Deco Meireles Carvalho Ferreira Bosingwa And then there is AVB and Jose. Not only that but we get linked with them all the time. Rolando Perreira Hulk Moutinho Even before AVB arrived we were linked to some of these players.

Tell Abramovich to just bloody buy Porto and use it as a training ground for future Chelsea stars.

Signing him would make signing Thibaut Courtois redundant.

Krul; the Newcastle keeper?

He doesn't have to be any bigger than David Silva or Juan Mata.

We could, but unlike Arse and Scum we have Funds and lots of it. Also the title of this topic reminds me of the song: "The Ego's Last Stand" by The Flaming Lips.

Only if Spurs crash out of a European spot.

You mean before he was fat, old and injury ridden?