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He needs a lot of game time in the Preseason and early next season. Hopefully he impresses and gets promoted á la Sturridge.

I find it odd they are being extremely arrogant without being pricks about it. They seem to think they will stroll over us in the hypothetical Final, FUCK THAT! If Chels do manage to get past Barça they lads will play with their hearts and souls on the pitch, they aren't getting another chance at this glory.

I'm terrible at it. Better than Rafael Van Der Vaart though, he scored only 14.

Javier doesn't need to do that. Javier makes women go hysterical with one glance. Javier was created before Adam and has been playing for Inter Milan since. Javier only speaks Spanish. When you talk to him you instanly learn Spanish because he wills it. et al

For those that are too lazy to Google: http://www.guardian....n?newsfeed=true

Face it, you would be on the first plane to Heathrow.

I woke at 7:30 the game was well and truly over.

I thought you would have gone for the easy route and said if Kalou was a woman...but whatever.

Geez, Cap just marry the man already.

I'd rather see a Drogba brace and a Lampard smack in at the Allianz Arena.

Class reation from Puyol. A player like Pepe would have started screaming in Terry's face.

I fucking love how sensitive Steve is about Juve compared to Chelsea. No offence this is just an observation of mine: Juve fans are painfully easy to troll and are overly sensitive about their club and will defend it even in the most pointless of circumstances. Not just Steve and Sempre but every Juve fan of met. I love the Serie A and I really can't help but admire Juventus, AC Milan and Internazionale. All teams have unfortunaly have had some scum players (Abbiati for AC, Materazzi for Inter and... Somebody for Juve) but the good outweighs the bad! Who doesn't love these guys? PS: I never realised how muscular Zanetti is. Geez, that old geezer puts me to shame.

Jackson Pollocks, he is a good and proper English CB that's for true Governor. He is as fast as a lorry and gets stuck in there like a lad... ...sorry.

Confidence at all time high for Chelsea. Confidence at all time low for Arsenal. Get stuck in lads. Gooners can rub a fat one.

In the entire Barça team, Puyol is hands down my favourite. He is like an uglier John Terry with long flowing hair. He and Xavi are from the old school Barça where whining and diving was less present but tapping up still encouraged.

That Norwich kit is much worse than their current.

I slept through my alarm. I'm sad now.

He should stop trying to score goals and just score goals. It's so simple, gosh.

Is AJ left or right footed?

I believe Anti-Football is called Rugby. We use the Catenaccio tactic!

Barça have the best MF and Foward Lineup in Europe but their Defence is pathetic. Puyol: Was great, but has really aged. Has more hair than a 70s porn flick. Piqué: Is the most overrated CB in World Football. People often comment that he is the best CB in the world, but that couldn't be more wrong because that title belongs to Thiago Silva. THe only thing he defends is his relationship with Zlatan (who could resist Zlatan, though?). http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pique-zlatan-ibrahimovic-barcelona-gay.jpg Abidal: On his day he can be great but is very inconsistent. Shame about the tumour. Alves: He is a Winger that fills in at RB. Gets so far foward, he travels in time. Busquets: Defensive Midfielder. Looks lost at the CB role. He he hits the ground it isn't to tackle it is to dive. Mascherano: See Busquets.

Barca are terrlible in the first 15 minutes of each half. Attack then.

I'm telling you 35m + Silva is the better deal.

http://www.givemefootball.com/premier-league/city-weigh-up-bid-for-former-star £20 million? More like £35 million + Silva. The sad thing is that I can see him moving if a bid is made, poor career decision if you ask me. Dzeko Aguero Tevez Balotelli Strurridge A team can never have enough CFs.

Imagine Neymar doing that trick in front of a loose cannon like Shawcross. Instant broken leg.