Spike

He has back problems, no? If he indeed has a problematic back I struggle to see him playing into his 40s.

@, I was considering @Leif, but his obsession with things that shall not be mentioned have prevented me from nominating him.

My New Year's Night was shit.

My New Years was fucking terrible. I wish I could just crawl into a hole somewhere and die.

Cunt Fiberglass strikes again.

I've never been to a strip club, thank you.

These cunts again, eh? I hate this team. Go full strength.

You guys are no longer debating; just bickering over semantics. I've seen and written some shit on this site before, but this is ridiculous. The point is, Lamps is my favourite of all time but he has to retire one day. I don't want him to leave just yet, I think he has a couple more great years left in him, but saying that the club needs to prepare for life without him, because he can't be around forever; no one can. The sooner the clubs prepares for his eventual retirement/leaving the better, because it will be less of a shock to the club. Same goes for JT.

Not really a fan of the guy.

The ones at our club are like that, anyway. I could make a massive list of African athletes with terrible attitudes.

Isn't he married? Then no, he doesn't.

Poor old Joe. You've looked like a muppet since leaving Chelsea.

Not everyone is tan as fuck. It's not hard at all for me, I've lived here all my life with pale skin and I rarely if ever get sun burnt. Yet I still see pale European backpackers with red faces, sometimes I ask them why they are burnt. It's always due to swimming, puts some fucking sun screen on its easy.

Not a fan of this guy...

Turnbull? Oh no.

MATA?!?!

Leighton Baines is the most English looking person I've ever seen. He is literally the stereotype the pops into my head about Englishmen. He also looks like he is in the wrong decade. He would be at home in the 70s.

Good luck, mate. I hear from WHS that the jobs down London are really hard to come by. You do realise there is a reason that so many Brits and Irishmen move to Australia right? You should think about coming out this ways. You'll fit in as long as you don't whinge about the weather too often.

Don't leave Hizlesperger alone on the ball 45 yards out.

And after two or fifteen cups of said tea you wake up in a tuxedo out the front of a casino in a country you don't quite recognise with a yellow-brown substance stuck to the side of your head. The most logical thing to pop through any persons at this time would be "How do I get home?". But as things are the first thing you bounces around you're catonic mind is "Where are my pants?". Of course at this moment in time you are too dazed to realise that you are in fact wearing pants.

I belive it's a degenerative disease that affects the cartiledge in the knee cap. I'm not sure though, so don't quote me on this.

No Wick is still worse. You live in Scotland. Anyways, I'll be moving to Brisbane sooner rather than later. It has about 3 million.

I'm a whiskey man. After beer, it's my fav.

Population 1300 Distance from nearest city 10 hour drive

You know that I live in a small town right dominated by indigenous people and a very limited (non existent) selection of attactive young females, right? Saw two white girls that day. That's two more than usual, it was fucking Santa the wily old fox, up to his usual tricks.