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What do you mean by retrieve? What were they retreiving? Do you mean 'retreat'?

No. I wouldn't have lost at Waterloo.

I can't fathom people saying Chelsea is poorly run. Chelsea is run quite well, methinks; save for a lot of knee jerk decisions, namely sacking managers. Would you rather be like AC Milan, Blackburn, Inter Milan, Atletico Madrid, Valencia? Though to be fair in defence of Atleti and Los Ches, the financial gap of Liga BBVA is a tradgedy. Real and Barça are smothering Spain to death with a soft feather pillow. Killing them softly.

If he does sign on for another year, this contrat saga has been the best thing that's happened for a while. Nobody can argue that Lampsy has picked up his game since this whole ordeal started. It gave him motivation and a kick up the bum and he put in performances worth of a new contract. He has practically been carrying the team for the last two months. Before that? He was playing very poorly and probaby didn't deserve a contract. MOTIVATION IS KEY!

I respect Pelé and all that he had done but I have several problems with him: He constantly lies to enhance his repuatation. He doesn't need to do this and it frustrates me. He is already one of the greatest (if not the) of all time. So why must he insist that he won three World Cups. He didn't, Brasil won them.The 1088 goals bollocks. I count 643 official competitive goals. With another 77 for Brasil (from friendlies). That's 720 goals. Nothing to shake a stick at.The constant hyping up of whatever 17 year old has potential at Santos.The constant bagging on Messi and Maradona. I get it; you don't like Argentines. He'd be sycophancy-ing them something fierce if they were Brasilian.How he ignores a lot of players he played with, by giving them no recognition. Garrincha? Who is that?How he belives he is the greatest player the World Cup has ever seen yet he was outperformed in every WC he played in. Just Fontaine? Garrincha? Eusébio? Gerd Müller?Bloody Pelé. At least Maradona is entertaing.

Where we ever linked with any other Danes? Agger for instance?

Wait a minute...

http://www-news.uchicago.edu/releases/06/images/060419.sex.pdf Australia + Belgium = Sex

I had to lock my laptop away. Everytime Ron Gourlay is on the monitor, the laptop tries to fuck me. WHY? Because Ron Gourlay loves fucking Chelsea fans [over]. What a jerk.

What makes you associate 'Neil' with Straya? That's not cricket, cobber. That idea is founded back o' Bourke and that's strewth. Fuck, I'm dry as a Pommie's towel, betta go get a gutful of piss. Only problems is all I've got is tracky dacks and it's a schorcher today.

Even Napoléon abdictated for a short while to regain composure.

I like to call my ex 'Signal Iduna Park' given that it's the biggest in Europe.

I like to call mine Big Phil on account of Big Phil Scolari being a cock.

It's so hard to get into the Australian army it's ridiculous. They only take the most manly of men. Since our population is small they train the fuck out of the soldiers. We have to make up quantity with quality. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/AussiesWithArtillery Our SAS isn't as well known as the Brit's SAS but they are more insane and just as highly trained. These bastards take training so seriously that most of those that died during service died from training too hard. Badass.

Cunts often get fucked. He is a cock because he is doing the fucking.

Goddamn, I've read some pretty sick comments on Facebook about the Indian women on MKR.

Methinks Fellaini will never happen. I do however belive that Shaw will be at Chelsea...one day... Others I think won't happen: Benat, Falcao, Negredo, Markovic, Isco, Bony, Lewandowski.

Haha, you calling me a cunt!? Look at Luiz. One of the nicest fellas in world football. Doesn't stop him from kneeing Rooney in the gut.

Were we ever linked with the likes of Wayne Rooney, Phil Jones/English players that actually turned out great?

Haha, I'm the opposite. Almost no grace or technicality. I'm a pretty small guy (think a slightly taller Maradona) , but that doesn't stop me from puffing my chest out and kicking 6ft2guys in the knee caps.

ill rek u rafa fat spain cunt get rekt m8 Translation: I disagree with Rafa's tactics and selections. I believe Rafa is detrimental to the club and his appointment is counter intuitive. The sooner he leaves the club the better. However I'm not sure as to his replacement.

ACK I dinnae wut yer torkin aboot ya wee liddle gobshite. Git ta fook outta here.