Spike

Half of 600,000 is less than 24,000??? WHERE DID YOU LEARN MATHS? WHEEEERE???

It would be nice to see Napoli lift the scudetto. I'm a sucker for underdogs victories.

Yaya Touré is an idiot. He can fuck off for all I care.

YOLO is a stupid saying.

Even with my problems you guys make me feel normal and alpha male as fuck.

I would watch this game, but Spike needs sleep.

You've been warned. The consequences will never be the same.

Anyone know of any decent online Python tutorials?

Bertrand could always be converted to a byline winger...

Burger King. McDonalds isthesame

I swear to god Hungrey jacks has given me contaminated food.

Yet you can type perfectly in your second language. Slag off, you're telling porky pies.

Nah, the only thing that makes a person a bad supporter is moving to another team if the current one is doing badly. Before Chels won the Champions League it was nice to have that ambition of winning the first one ever. There was a clear ambition in sight. Now the club has pretty much been there and done that...

I don't really like Ramires being in the first team. Seems more like a utility player...

SO you think since I'm an Aussie I watch the A-League? You're a fucking mouthy cunt aren't you? I should smack you across the jaw for assuming things about me, ignorant cunt. Watch your fucking back. But in reality, he is getting minutes at Celtic, and the SPL is above (barely) the A-League in terms of competition. He has never been much of a goal scorer so don't expect any amazing golazos any time soon. I've more hope for him than Tommy Oar, who was supposed to be really good, but he is stalling at Utrecht. To be amazingly honest, I'm surprised that Mitch Nichols is still playing for Brisbane, Celtic would be wise to snap him up too. Matthew Ryan our next number 1, Mustafa Amini who is wasting away at Dortmund... Rogic will be good, trust me.

ONE DAY THE BOY WILL BE A MAN - A MAN THAT KNOWS NOT WHAT IRONY MEANS. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD LIKE THAT.

WHERE IS THE IRONY? I ONLY SEE A COINCIDENCE. NOTHING IRONIC ABOUT THAT.

Forget GH... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3xAgm0T0K84#!

Eerily similar stances...

Hmmm, it's only slightly different but it's nicer regardless. PSG is a very young club.

Seem pretty arrogant to me... Mata is better than Silva...

I am a handsome devil, what can I say?

It never existed. And I'm 19 not 24...

I'm fucking sore all over. I jumped out of the cab last night, ran across the highway and tripped over. Lucky there was no cars around to kill me. Got thrown out of a few clubs. Fuck clubbing, I hate it. Oh god, I was so wasted, I can't remember a thing. Don't know how or when I passed out in my room. It's really hot, so I have my university shirt soaked in water wrapped around my head. Some guy offered me speed last night, I told him I was from Belgium and speaky no Anglaise. Actually I told a lot of people that, ladies love it when you lie to them.

19, old cunt today.