Spike

With the media and the general idiot football fan wanking over Bayern Munich I was expecting a lot more from the in first half. Arsenal have been defending very well and having been cutting their midfield and defence open in only a couple of passes. On the other hand Bayern sit outside the twelve-yard box and wank the ball. Pep Guardiola for you, taking a huge step sidewards from Heynckes almost perfect team.

Step off, lads.

Come on @Benches not the shed, no need to sling around statements like that. There are cocks wherever you go. Some of those cocks may even think you are a cock. We are all cocks.

So cliched! Come on Skips.

If it makes you feel any better, Kaka was almost paralysed when he broke his back as a teenager.

Torres is a joke and I love him for it. But this is off topic. Very off topic. Get back to Chelsea v Everton or I'll smack everyone upside the backside of the head.

Technically Upsidedownland (Australia) is the most backwards country because it's upside down. Idiots.

Check 'em. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2558494/Ilkay-Gundogans-father-puts-United-alert-claiming-Borussia-Dortmund-star-ready-leave.html

When they need rest.

You were probably just pissed and couldn't figure out that computer whatzamajigger.

It's taken Liverpool over two decades and counting to get where they once were...

Didn't Gundogan wreck his back? Has he overcome his injury yet? It's worrying because Gundogan could very well be a shadow of himself.

I can't imagine the riveting joy brought to you by West Ham and Stoke...different strokes, I guess.

Probably Jose's initial team. It was fairly complete.

THIS IS AMAZING OMG

AMAZING Liverpool v Arsenal

I've never had to go from playing in the Bundesliga to playing in the BPL so I can't really comment on the matter.

Holy fucking snapping duck shit that interviewer has the most alluring voice I've ever heard.

I like how you've chosen three players that have completely underwhelmed everyone for about two years.

I wonder what the balls happened to the original thread.

I wasn't sure about Nemanja Matic at first but I am now. First impressions are bollocks.

EAT A DICK MANCHESTER

Serbia is represented well in this match.

Cahill-Jagielka could work. I suppose it's probably better than Smalling - Jones.

I didn't compare. If you actually read my post you will notice that I never actually compared the two sides. I merely stated the immobility does not equate to a stagnate midfield and I used Spain's midfield as an example.