Pizy

I'm just gonna laugh when Nando scores about 25 goals next season and all of you complaining about him will be stroking his cock. Keep the faith, guys. He'll likely start Spain's next match and bang at least 1 in.

So that just about rules out a move for him, then with Nando still here, right?A player this expensive wouldn't come here to share playing time.

Can he play wide at all effectively or is he an out and out front man?

C'mon! Wouldn't it give you much more satisfaction to steal the Spuds best player?

Jesus Christ is he ugly. Nothing a sexy gold Chelsea shirt can't solve, though!

If the Hulk deal fails to materialize, who are some other world class RW's that are possible?

These players will look absolutely awesome with our gold-trimmed kits! Even though replica shirts cost over $100 from the Megastoare here in the US, I'd have to scoop a Hulk shirt if he signs.

Eden Hazard has temporarily broken Talkchelsea once more! Server Error again.

I really want to take a fiber wire to people like Piers Morgans neck. Blabbering on with his fat head on twitter about how overrated Hazard is after a friendly.

I hear his defensive ability isn't great. True?

C'mon, silly! They have the mighty Theo Walnut on the wing!

Can't believe I actually just saw this from an Arsenal fan on twitter: Torres Mata Hazard Hulk Thats a lot of money and I still think that our front 4 is better. Fucking LOL

Hilarious post from a Loserpool forum: Whilst we are all on here jizzing at the thought of fucking hijacking swansea for Sigurdson, Chelsea have already signed Hazard and Hulk, never mind Marin. And I would bet that won't be the last of it. What bloody chance do we stand.

I wanna see a ton of these at games if we get him.

Easily, I'd say.We'll probably see many Hulk shirts with those blue Hulk foam hands at the Bridge next season if this goes through.

Can't wait to see Hulk plow through Arsenals back line and Hazard nutmeg the shit out of Merteslacker.

Dammit! I'm desperate to come back to Talkchelsea and see Eden Hazard down in the Player Database thread and not Transfer Rumors.

Yeah, I like Ian Darke,mbut this other guy is rather annoying. Steve Mcmanaman is his usual partner and is much better.

Ready to watch Hulk anally rape my country's national team. And I'll enjoy every moment of it knowing he may be on his way to the Bridge.

Via Arsenal Mania forums: Chelsea win the FA Cup and the Champions League and go out and buy the two hottest prospects in Europe. That my gooner friends unfortunately for us, is ambition! We can talk till we're blue in the face about players settling in and their defence or midfield that'll need work. But to me their defence didn't look like it needed that much work after AVB left, they certainly defended far better than the shower of **** we saw at the Emirates at various points last season. It's disheartening when you see United and Chelsea going out and getting their business done and strengthening when we desperately need the quality in which they're obtaining. These last few years being an Arsenal fan has felt like that scene in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where he's looking through the window at all the kids in the sweet shop buying nice s**t and he's got that i've been slapped by a wet fish face on!

Fellaini, maybe.

Wasn't it reported a little while ago that that cunt Levy would reject any bids from Chelsea? He'd allow Luka to move to United if the right offer came in, but refuses to do business with us. Could have been fabricated. Wouldn't put it past that bald bastard, though.

Just a matter of time, I'd say.

Is it at all strange that we announced Marin's signing right away but havent with Eden yet?

I definitely think we have our permanent manager in place behind the scenes.