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Can't wait to see Hulk plow through Arsenals back line and Hazard nutmeg the shit out of Merteslacker.

Dammit! I'm desperate to come back to Talkchelsea and see Eden Hazard down in the Player Database thread and not Transfer Rumors.

Yeah, I like Ian Darke,mbut this other guy is rather annoying. Steve Mcmanaman is his usual partner and is much better.

Ready to watch Hulk anally rape my country's national team. And I'll enjoy every moment of it knowing he may be on his way to the Bridge.

Via Arsenal Mania forums: Chelsea win the FA Cup and the Champions League and go out and buy the two hottest prospects in Europe. That my gooner friends unfortunately for us, is ambition! We can talk till we're blue in the face about players settling in and their defence or midfield that'll need work. But to me their defence didn't look like it needed that much work after AVB left, they certainly defended far better than the shower of **** we saw at the Emirates at various points last season. It's disheartening when you see United and Chelsea going out and getting their business done and strengthening when we desperately need the quality in which they're obtaining. These last few years being an Arsenal fan has felt like that scene in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where he's looking through the window at all the kids in the sweet shop buying nice s**t and he's got that i've been slapped by a wet fish face on!

Fellaini, maybe.

Wasn't it reported a little while ago that that cunt Levy would reject any bids from Chelsea? He'd allow Luka to move to United if the right offer came in, but refuses to do business with us. Could have been fabricated. Wouldn't put it past that bald bastard, though.

Just a matter of time, I'd say.

Is it at all strange that we announced Marin's signing right away but havent with Eden yet?

I definitely think we have our permanent manager in place behind the scenes.

Hazard, Hulk, and manager all unveiled to the press in 1 press conference? That'd be nice.

Ante else a little worried that we've heard nothing official from the Chelsea website or twitter?

Ante else a little worried that we've heard nothing official from the Chelsea website or twitter?

Romans dream team assemble!!! Phase 1 complete! Now this team needs a HULK!

We probably had it sealed, then that red faced cunt Fergie put in a bid to hijack it at the last minute making him call off the announcement and change his mind.

It's SSN that's reported he's not having the medical and is indeed with the Belgian team.

Eden Hazard has crashed the Talkchelsea forums for me for the last 10 mins.

"good afternoon guys. I made up my mind. See you later. Thanks." Eden Hazard on his official twitter

I honestly think we're secretly planning something huge behind the scenes. Think about it; the reason Pep wants a sabbatical is because he didn't want to deal with the constant pressure of being at Barca. We've just won the 1 trophy that Roman wants, so it's possible that if the right manager is brought in, he wouldn't be under as much pressure to get that 1st UCL trophy. He could be given something like a 3 or 5 year contract and assurances that he'd be given the resources he needs to build the empire our owner wants. Just imagine the offseason we could have and the confidence we'd have going into the next campaign with Pep at the helm. Both his and our new transfers targets' confidence could be boosted almost immediately if we can win the UEFA Super Cup, Club World Cup, and Community Shield. I can honestly see this happening.

"Porto's valuation of Hulk is huge compared to Chelsea's value, don't expect him to go to Chelsea this window." From an agent known as Football_Agent9 on twitter. Usually reliable. I don't know if I really buy that, though.

This season for Chelsea was like the Helms Deep scene in LoTR The Two Towers. Death and defeat all but guaranteed, no hope of victory, everyone against us. Gandalf(Drogba) swoops in and saves the day.

He deserves a stand in his name at Battersea Bridge when/if we move there.

Haha, I'm a Chelsea supporter, man.Just browsing a Spuds forum for a good laugh.

FROM A SPUDS FORUM: "I know Mr Levy's and wobbly's relationship not good, hope Mr Levy now kicks him out. I think this will certainly set us back somewhat, unless there is some good business done, by bringing in one or two new players, and a new manager." The problem is, if we lose Modric ( a certainty) and Bale (a possibility) bringing in one or two new players and a new manager isn't going to help us very much. A foreign manager would want Levy to spend a bundle and there's not much chance of that happening now. Do you think this discussion ever took place: Levy: "Do you fancy Llorente and Damiao in the transfer window, Harry?" Harry: "Nah, Daniel. Save your money. I'll take Saha and Nelsen on loan instead." The fact is EVERY manager (not just Harry) wants to see big players coming into the club. The other fact is we could never have afforded to buy Llorente or Damiao and can't afford their wages. We've never even paid £20 Million on a player. I think the problem when you're supporting Spurs (for me) and every other Spurs supporter is that we "think" we're a BIG club. We all live in the PAST. The reality is we're a top 6 or 7 side, that's all. I'm constantly reminded this by other supporters outside the top four (Fulham, QPR, Everton etc.,) They say things like: "You Spuds are in cloud cuckoo land if you think you're big. When did you last win the league?" Er.....Actually, 1961. When did we last win a cup of any real note? Er.......Actually, under Terry Venables. We all go on about the Gooners not winning anything for 7 years, but when have they been out of the top 4? I remember one year they went through the league UNBEATEN. Have we got players with the mental strength to achieve that? I've just watched Chelsea play defensively against Barcelona and Bayern Munich yet still WIN. Have we got the players with the mental strength to achieve that? The truth is, (however much it hurts) we're NOT a BIG side. Have we got the POTENTIAL to become a big side? Answer: Yes, we have, but it is by no means guaranteed. The fact of the matter is, regardless of criticism of Harry, Levy, the players and everyone else, is that if you had said to 8 out of 10 Spurs supporters this: "Would you be happy with a top 4 place?" then they would have all answered YES. Well, that's what we got. The fact that we didn't qualify for the CL this year because of the rules is our hard luck. Just take a look at our league position. We were TWENTY POINTS adrift from the Manchester clubs. There's nothing big about that.

Well boys, even if he doesn't choose us, and I think there's now a great chance he will, at least we know our board is serious about bidding for ELITE talent. We'll surely bring in some high caliber footballers this summer.