Pizy

He passes better with the outside of his boot than most of our current players do with the insides of theirs.

How sick would it be it Hulk dominates in front the English fans tonight and signed for us tomorrow?

Yep, same lineup as the last friendly I believe.Definitely watching this one over Team GB.

Only somewhat depressing thing about this loss is repeatedly hearing the commentator say that United beat this AllStar team 5-0 last year in preseason.

Think it was pretty plain to see today which players need to be sold and loaned out. Even though that last goal wasn't his fault, both of our backup keepers are complete shit.

Alexi Lalas just pulled the "parking the bus" card. Fucking muted.

LOL yeah I can't stand watching my fellow Americans talk about football. Pretty painful.Hope Yossi isn't as useless as a plank like he was in the first match.

I have a sneaky suspicion that we're saving the fabled 11 for a certain green beast. Perhaps even Cavani/Falcao eventually.

What squad number do you guys reckon? 13? Maybe Malouda's gone(PLEASE GOD!) by the time he joins up and takes 15?

Damnit, talkSport! Get to Chelsea! Fuck Arsenal and Loserpoo.

Unfortunately no. I have their app on my iPad.

Mates, listen into talkSport right now. The topic is "Who can stop Chelsea now!?"

Non- Chelsea fans seem to think all of these signings we're making are to prepare for Guardiola's inevitable hiring. I think Robbie will do well with this bunch.

Don't know what's more concerning; the fact that we haven't signed a proper right winger, or that Malouda is still in a Chelsea shirt.

Fucking hell..... Imagine the terror of Arsenal and Manc fans if we somehow bought Cavani.

100% believe if someone were to bid €45m they'd happily take it.

I actually kinda like Mancini, at least his personality. Like how he stood up to players like Tevez and Balotelli at times. My respect skyrocketed when he and Fergie got into it on the sidelines during the derby. Seeing Fergie turn into a red beast had me loling. On topic: FUCKING SIGN HULK!

Doubt we'll ever see him playing alongside his brother.

In my opinion, Arsenal won't be nearly as flukey and lucky without RvP, Spuds will lose Modric and won't be as strong, and I'm not so sure Newcastle will be as good as they were.3rd is the lowest I can see us finishing as long as we're healthy. I think we're probably just as good as United now, and with a those three signings stated above, we'd be right there with City.

Hulk + Oscar + Azpilicueta = Chelsea being co-favorite, if not prohibitive favorite for the prem title. Hulk is the most important piece to the puzzle. A must buy in my opinion. Even if it takes £35-38m, we should just do it. Shirt sales and new sponsorship will ensure we won't be regretting it later. I know he'll be a success here. DO IT ROMAN!

You would think Levy would just lower the price a bit to get him away from the club ASAP as to hurry and find a replacement, but no...now that bastard is demanding MORE! Watch him force Modric to stay another season.

Find it amusing that AVB was trying to unsettle Modric last season, and is now the one bitching about hm wanting out. Just looking at that smug, bald, penny pinching cunt of a chairman Levy makes me want to punch my iPad screen. I'm way past wanting him here, but for the sake of Luka's career ambitions, let the man leave your small time club and join a big club. He says Modric is a player worth £40-50m, yet he pays him £40k a week like a scrub. Hypocrite.

You have no excuses now, Fernando! You have until January.

Lukaku CERTAINLY needs a loan spell. You just see in a game like this against proper opponents that he's out of his depth. Kakuta as well. Just not up to par. When Mikel gets the ball, the game just seems to freeze. Lamps was impressive, but we can't get any sustained possession in the midfield. We need to play with more width and get it out wide. They seemed a lot more vulnerable there than when we tried going through the middle. Lukaku just looked so uncoordinated when the ball came his way. Like his body's too big for him and he hasn't grown into it yet. A wide man like Hulk could really come in handy in times like this.

Sky's now running the Internacional Presidents quotes now. Now let's just secure Hulk and unveil them both after the Olympics.