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To think he wears Brazils legendary #10 at the age of 20 must say something... I'm not gonna get too excited, though. Maybe if I see it on Sky.

How does Oscar compare to his compatriot Ganso?

Our absolute priority should be a creative midfielder. A top notch striker can wait until January if need be. All of this attacking power we're assembling will be for nothing if the engine in midfield isn't doing shit like last season.

Will never happen, but imagine Ibra dominating the Arsenal and Spud back 4's. That alone would be worth it! My favorite BIG striker on the planet.

Just remember that yes, they may be able to use the huge money on players' transfer fees, but they'd still need to pay huge wages as well. They can't do that under their wage structure.That's why I'm not as worried about paying them £35m+. They may be able to attract GOOD players, but not GREAT players like we can.

Hey guys, how about a hilarious joke? Tottenham fans think they're a big club! How about an even more hilarious joke? Tottenham fans think they're a bigger club than we are! FUCKING LOL!

If there's one player that Lamps wouldn't mind sharing time or taking a back seat to, it would be Schweinsteiger. They're good friends, aren't they? He could be that rock in midfield that we need. The general.

The ONLY way I wouldn't be upset with Studge leaving is if it involved Modric coming in.

Is he standing outside of a prison?

I can't imagine him leaving Bayern. Would be a ridiculous signing.

Who'd win in a dive-off between Di Maria and Ribery? My money's on Ribery.

Let's hope we can conclude a deal BEFORE the Olympics, so if Hulk rips it up in London, Porto don't raise their valuation even more.

Don't jinx it!We need to be doing a Hulk rain dance!

I still have nightmares of that embarrassing goal he scored against us last season. I say sign him as a squad player instead of Moses just to further piss Le Arse off.

Falcao can now take 11 in January. jk

The SOLE reason I follow him. Today should be great!On a serious note, we really should try to get him. He works well in a lineup with multiple strikers.

With only 2 weeks until the tour, I'm getting more and more anxious about these signings. Like others have said, Hazard was a brilliant start, but we NEED other world class or potentially world class players brought in in order to challenge City and the rest of Europe again. Arsenal have started spending and it looks more likely after his awful Euro showing that RvP will stay. Spuds have AVB and signed their first player with more to come very shortly. United will surely sign another player or two and City haven't even started their likely shopping spree. We need to get our squad assembled and settled as soon as possible.

No. Maybe something like "We're actively pursuing targets in the transfer market but won't reveal any names."Something to at least acknowledge that he KNOWS we need more players. Last summer we all knew we were lacking in certain positions and thought for certain AVB would address those issues, and we ended up with Meireles on deadline day. I trust Robbie, though and know he can't possibly feel that Hazard and Marin alone are enough to vastly improve our league position.

"I'm satisfied with the squad but we'll monitor the market..." Sounds an awful lot like AVB.

I'm most looking forward to the Spuds and Arse fans making fun of us for signing Maicon because of ONE FUCKING GAME Bale had against him only to have him put their forwards in his pocket and blast a screamer or two in the top corner.

Sounds a lot like Gareth Bale.I think Walcott should be an absolute last result.

What a fucking idiot.So instead of getting MUCH more money from a club like us and use it to strengthen KEY positions in your squad, you're gonna take HALF the money from a foreign club because you don't want him to come back and shred you only TWICE a season? Damn I wanna shank this cunt in the neck.

Even if the could afford Hulk's transfer fee, theres no way they could afford his wages. Don't they pay their highest earner something like £70k per week? They need to nearly double that for Hulk.

Nice!Now, I wonder what the fee would look like.

Can someone very familiar with him describe how he is defensively? Hear he's brilliant at times going forward but is a pretty big liability defensively. Excuse my trepidation, but that sounds an awful lot like ol Unibrow...