Pizy

Can we leave Torres in Romania, please?

Same story week after week. Can't keep the ball or string together more than a pass or two. Even teams like this with players who wouldn't make our bench can dominate possession against us.

Really would like to see a 4-4-2 at times next season.Ba and Lukaku would probably destroy together. Who would our opponents mark!? Would be nasty.

He's basically the opposite of the type of striker we need. He's a target man who scores tons of tap-ins. We need a workhorse like Cavani or a fox in the box like Falcao, not the German Cheatcharito.

He ain't going anywhere. Some of these figures these papers are pulling out of their asses are laughable too. £20m? As if! Strange thing is that Rooney leaving would fall in line with rumors that United are seriously in for Lewandowski. Ready made replacement who has chemistry with Kagawa. Couldn't see Rooney leaving for anything under £35m but can't see it happening at all.

Makeup time for poor Fergie. Expect us to be down to 9 men by the 60th minute. Surprised it isn't Clattenburg again.

I hate how he's chummy with Fergie. I admire the fact that he has enormous respect for the guy, but it really does look like he's posturing for the United job. None of his usual antics or anything. It's like he's trying to show his more civilized and well behaved side in order to show United ownership and fan base that he'd be a safe appointment. Hope I'm wrong!

Mourinho saying "the best team lost." Wants that job badly, huh?

CR7 doesn't look bothered. Looks like he's bored and doesn't feel like playing.

Painful to admit I was wrong about AVB. Thought he'd flounder. Though its highly amusing to see Arse getting smacked, I hate to see Spuds look this good.

Oh well. Guess I'm a horrible human being.

I hope it's a draw and Bale, Wilshere, and Cazorla all break their legs. Is that wrong?

Yet another keeper having the game of his life against us. 19 shots on target and we get 1 goal. Pray for a draw in the derby tomorrow and season-ending Bale & Wilshere injuries.

Why is Mikel constantly benched by Rafa? Our most composed player on the ball. Would've gone with him over Ramires who's been up and down lately.

Have my noose ready incase Torres starts.

Our next 4-5 games are very winnable ones. Time for the players to show what they're made of and PLAY FOR THE FANS! Can't let fucking AWFUL Arsenal move above us too.

Moses on for Ramires and Oscar on for Lamps. Just keep getting the ball to Hazard as he seems up for it today. Looking very sharp.

We a barely keep the ball for longer than a few seconds. Getting battered.

Rafa you absolute fucking idiot.

Shameful, really.Our squad is leaps and bounds better than theirs, yet they're 2 points behind. In their worst season in nearly 20 years.

Certainly have NO shot at beating City away without Mata. If we didnt rest him against lesser teams we definitely want in a match of this importance.

Surprised they didn't appoint Clattencunt in this tie to fuck us again.

That is quite possibly the worst post I've ever seen here.

I've said it before, but it would be the ultimate embarrassment if Arsenal were to leapfrog us at any point this year.Their worst team I've ever seen and we beat them twice this season. If a side that poor jumps us it'll do my head in.

Mata and Hazard need to be at their absolute best. Praying we play one of our good games. Hopefully the players have the same mentality they did in the 2 Arsenal games and the Spurs game. Go at them early. Think we can take this one 2-1. Goals from Mata and Lamps.