Pizy

Get in, José! Love it. Those cunts don't deserve to hear him.

We're signing Reus too, mate. Chill.Cuadrado is Salah's replacement. Reus is Schürrle's.

Some people here are acting like we're spending Di Maria type money on him. FFS, £25m for someone like him is great. Especially considering he was valued at a much higher price in the summer and had huge clubs after him.

Don't see what the point would be in signing 2 players for the same position even if we get rid of André and Salah. When would Douglas ever play? For the fees quoted we may as well keep Salah as a bench warmer. It makes much more sense to sign Cuadrado and a utility player like Sissoko who can play in 3 or 4 positions.

He'd be a fantastic signing. Unfortunately, it's much more likely that José would just play Ramires on the wing if necessary.

Yeah, but José wouldn't disrepect Willian like that by immediately benching him for a new player.Just imagine the buzz around here if we beat City (likely without a couple of our best players) we go 8 points clear, and have a shiny new toy ready for the next match. This could be a fantastic weekend.

Do some of these outlets claiming that if we do sign him he'll be playing against City really think he'd be thrown in to our biggest game of the season without a single training session? Really?

Maybe we're being trolled and he's in town for his Spurs medical.

I trust Di Marzio and all, but how can he possibly know that?

So are those quotes from their manager legit or just some Twitter bullshit? He really mentioned us directly?

If ever there was proof that strikers are pure confidence players Torres is it. He loves his football again and can finally play without insane expectation and scrutiny. There's no massive weight on his shoulders.

Doubt we'll risk Cesc. So that'll be 2 of our 3 best players out for arguably the biggest game of the season. It would be just our luck now that Ivory Coast get eliminated and Yaya (who always plays well against us) and Bony return conveniently just in time to face us. This could legitimately be a season changing suspension.

Rooney, Wilshere, or any other English media darling would've gotten off.

*sigh* My inner muppet is dying.

The closer it gets to the deadline the more I'm starting to feel the same. Though Schürrle being totally out of the squad for the last couple of matches would be strange if we weren't at least trying to move him.

Latest rumor has United back in for him offering a bunch of money + Januzaj on loan.

So that's nothing new then. We've known we'd have to pay his release clause for weeks now.

Incoming 10 match ban for Costa. Media witch hunt in overdrive and the FA lives to punish and fuck Chelsea.

Astounding that there were likely dozens of journalists who live for transfer news at the Bridge today and not a single one asked about Schürrle leaving.

Dreading this a bit to be honest. We'll likely be knackered and missing a couple of key players.

Did no one ask about Schürrle or Salah? Too busy being outraged by Costa or their beloved Liverpool losing?

Media will go so overboard that surely Costa will be banned. Hope Cesc is okay.

This is an embarrassing post. Humiliating Mourinho? Really?

Salah is left out of the team often so it's difficult to tell. Schürrle is certainly off though.