Pizy

Jackson is absolutely stinking it up again. Awful. If he isn’t relegated to the bench next season we’re just as fucked as we are now. He is not a starting striker.

Getting out worked and out fought by yet another smaller, much less talented team. Been a constant theme since the Christmas collapse. So unbelievably sloppy. And Colwill is flashing major fraud alerts this season. Look at him here today, ffs. I think I’ve counted about 8 long balls played up to Jimenez’s chest and he is easily winning every one of them by pinning Colwill effortlessly. Now a silly foul for a yellow.

I honestly don’t think we’re going to win another league game this season. UCL hopes died with that shambolic Ipswich performance. Had we comfortably beaten them like we should have and taken confidence into this match tomorrow I’d still make us the favorite for 5th. But now after that Ipswich performance + that dogshit game against Warsaw confidence and belief are in the gutter. Fully expect Fulham to run us off the pitch tomorrow and for plenty more booing of the team.

Seems like every other team chasing those UCL spots is super hungry, motivated, and up for it. Whilst we look like a dead fish floating at the surface. Feels like ages ago City & Pep were having their very own version of our infamous Mourinho season when we finished 10th. They lost like 8 in 10 or whatever it was and we’re getting battered. Shows how horrific we’ve been the second half of the season that they’re now likely to stay comfortably ahead of us during this run in.

I love Carlo but talk of wanting him back at this point is silly. He seems to have moved firmly into the “vibes” manager role like late stage Sir Alex where he’s basically the figurehead and his assistants are the ones who do the actual coaching. He’s absolutely not a manager who would be ideal to coach up a young team like ours. Tbh, if Maresca goes I’d take a chance on Marco Silva. He consistently gets his teams playing good football and maximizing his squad with very limited funds. Him knowing the Premier League and not needing months to get up to speed would be a bonus.

There are no world class managers that are available. Or even those that could be pried away from their clubs if we offered because we’re such a mess at the top. So if we end up sacking Maresca we’d be right back to taking a chance on someone who’s risky. I don’t think there’s any chance whatsoever that they get rid of him before the end of the season. Even if things get even more toxic than they are now there’s really no point this late on. If he goes it’s once the season is done.

Thing is, when you look at that Arse team and they show us exactly what we desperately need in certain areas but at the same time we are right on their level in other key areas. In CM we are even I’d say. We will likely even have better depth than they will entering next season when Andrey Santos returns and we have that kid from Sporting to add to Caicedo, Enzo, and Lavia. In that #10 spot Odegaard & Palmer are of similar quality level. Neither of us have a true CF and will be bringing one in this summer. Saka aside I wouldn’t take any of their wide players over ours and ours aren’t that great. The only huge difference between us and them in CB & keeper. If we can have one of those surgical summers like we did when we bought Cesc and Costa a decade ago we can take a huge leap. If these owners were deadly serious and went out and splashed the cash on Osimhen, a world class CB, and a top keeper we would instantly be title contenders. Trouble of course is that these guys will instead go out and get a project striker, a good but not great or even better than what we have CB, and not get a keeper at all.

Think Arse are gonna win it, ffs. 🤦‍♂️ They're pretty rock solid defensively and in midfield and as we saw with both PSG & Barca yesterday they’re both prone to shitting themselves just as much as they are of producing magic. If Arse can keep the remaining matches close and frustrate the hell out of the attackers from their opponents I think they win it all. 🤬

He’s got to go immediately after this. This is the most humiliating result of the season by far from any PL side. Just get out.

Complete and utter domination and then concede on their first attack.

If we don’t win this at home, in a must win game, against Ipswich who have their best player on the bench, then tbh Maresca should be sacked the moment the final whistle blows.

Our hierarchy are probably now looking to current PSG as our blueprint. Sold or let go of all their huge name superstars and brought in a bunch of young, hungry talents who are all blossoming into a world class unit together. A team that can grow together over a long period. We can almost 100% rule out signing the like of Osimhen because we still won’t go near his wage demands. Or anyone else in that upper echelon. We simply won’t be a club that goes for ready made stars any longer. What we WILL and have already done is spend insane money on teenaged talents in hopes that some will turn into the next world class superstar. We may not like the strategy but it IS a strategy. The issue I and most of us have is that we desperately need to supplement these young talents with proven quality in specific positions which this board has refused to do. Buy all the young talents you want everywhere else, but at striker, CB, and keeper we HAVE to bring in proven players who are 25+ if we have even a prayer of taking a big step forward next season.

I want literally ANYONE other than Arse to win it, ffs. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Want us to continue being the only London club with a UCL. Being able to always troll Arse supporters by telling them they’ve never won it has been a joy in my life since 2012. Please save us, PSG or Barca!

Literally haven’t heard Tel’s name once since he joined Spuds in January. What a horrendous target he would be for us. Just as he was when we wanted him last time. Nonsensical.

True, and I said here last night that I knew this would be an awful game. But I’m just talking big picture here. A club of our pedigree and with our resources shouldn’t be this subpar.

One of the guys on comms said it perfectly first half. You can’t even tell a difference in levels or quality between these two teams. THAT is how far we’ve fallen that even after over a billion spent we are of equal quality to Brentford, a tiny club with super limited resources. All those accusation of us being Palmer FC appear to have proven correct. Once he lost form we fell off a cliff and he hasn’t been able to get it back. So much money spent and we still have so many holes. Don’t deserve a UCL place at this rate.

Our defense looking absolutely shambolic. They’re suddenly creating chance after chance out of nothing and we’re all over the shop.

Madueke. Get him OFF.

As poor as Sancho has been I think Madueke may frustrate and annoy me even more. Because he is a guy who thinks he’s way better than he actually is. I’d do a full-on reset of our wide options in the summer. Pedro Neto is the only one I like and want to stay. Sancho can be sent back to United and sell Madueke to the highest bidder.

Entire front 3 absolutely dogshit today as anyone could’ve foreseen when the team News dropped. This is a fucking Conference League attack that Maresca has put out in a must win PL game…

Horrible team selection leads to horrible performance. Who could’ve guessed.

We’re being dominated by fucking Brentford.

Sanchez just LOVES playing that same idiotic ball straight up the middle and handing the ball to the opposition. Does it a handful of time every match.

He’s had a shocking season. Nowhere near the player we saw last season where we didn’t really miss Reece all that much.

Nkunku in the Pl is like playing with 10 men. His energy and intensity is just miles off everyone else.