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Rashford is such a fucking cheat 😂😂😂 And if he weren't offside here that's exactly what I called prematch.

It's just very slow and sloppy from City. They look nowhere near what they have been in recent years. Theyre just kinda hoping for some magic from KDB or Sterling. Their CM in kinda terrible. Rodri & Fernandinho offer zero going forward and are slow as hell. This has jammy United victory written all over it with City not really creating much of anything due to lack of ideas.

Gabriel Jesus is a solid player but every time I see him leading the line for City I think to myself that they could be so much better there. Which is why they're now being linked with Haaland I suppose.

Same. Would be nice to start getting some distance between us and some of those around us. Assuming we win today that is. Would be great if United could join Arse further down the table.

Every time Ole looks to be on the brink of the sack United win. So I expect a couple of ultra-soft Rashford penalty awards that Penandes will score to win them the match.

Pogba (via his agent) basically came out and took a figurative dump on the club and Solskjaer. And not for the first time. Yet Oli doesn't have the balls to drop him and continues to play him. Basically telling the world that Pogba is bigger than the club. Pretty embarrassing for them.

Why does it feel like we play in the late kickoff every weekend? Annoying having to wait all damned day for our match.

Oh, shit. Everton were already in a rough patch of form with James in their side. Without him they aren't nearly as dangerous. That's their best attacking player out and both starting fullbacks. Their CB's are shit and their keeper is shit. Absolutely zero excuses for us. All 3 points or this is another horrendous night at Goodison. This is a weekend where multiple direct rivals will be dropping points. Must capitalize!

It's all about taking James out of the game. Almost everything positive they do starts with him. We cut off the supply to their strikers and they're useless. Richarlison and Calvert-Lewin aren't going to dribble through our team and score worldies. Stop James from playing through balls and don't let give away silly free kicks around our box for him to line up a shooting chance. Do that and I think we win comfortably. Mount, Kante, and whoever the third midfielder is will be the keys.

Think Frank fancies a fully fit Billy over Jorginho. I expect he'll get quite a bit of action this season. Especially because we know Frank is very aware of overusing Kante.

Saw some Italian football journo on Twitter say Juve couldn't afford him. Probably do what all these cheap ass Italian clubs do and try to pay in installments I guess.

Offer them Jorginho + cash for Pogba. Recreate the France NT midfield duo with Havertz or Kova in front of them. 😅 Pogba in a proper midfield setup (instead of next to donkey's like Fred and McTominay or a slow as a cruise ship Matic) and he's a world class player.

Yeah, forgot Havertz can easily play on the right. I'm fine with him playing out there against smaller sides but hope not to see him there against top opposition.

And just like that our stellar depth at the wing position is decimated. Just when we finally get Pulisic back from a hamstring injury we pick up hamstring injuries to our two other wingers. Now we'll likely be forced to play Pulisic who is made of glass more than he should be playing instead of being cautious with him.

Yes! I haven't laughed that hard in as long as I can remember. He literally jumped up and pounded the ground like a toddler. 😂😂😂 It's also kinda weird hearing Robbie cursing during the watchalong when henormally never does in their regular videos. That's how bad Arse are. They make mild mannered Robbie lose his cool.

The Mourinho Way. As I've been saying, Kane gets injured (which he always does) and they're off a cliff.

What's more embarrassing here, that the team top of the league plays like a small team barely even trying to attack or Arse basically being invited to attack and not even laying a glove on Spuds?

Felt like Arse put in about 100 completely aimless crosses with not a single tall player who's good aerially. Embarrassing tactics from them.

Yeah. Spuds sadly look like the real deal. Only an injury to Kane can derail their chances.

Arteta was crowned as the best young manager in Europe just a few months into the job last season. Whilst playing dreadful, park the bus and sucker punch football and getting flukey results against big teams. Now he looks in way over his head and I hear none of those idiot journalists saying anything...

I was conflicted going into this. On the one hand I wanted Arse to win to bring Spuds and Mou back down a peg. On the other hand I wanted Spuds to humiliate Arse because AFTV will be perhaps the best ever later tonight. If this continues I guess we'll get the latter. A legendary AFTV night.

Here we see the chasm between ourselves and Arse. We completely shut down both Kane & Son while they're tearing Arse apart. The difference between Kante & Kova and Xhaka and a hobbled, rushed back Partey. Arse are finished this season already. 😂

Arse will win this and then lose to the next small team in embarrassing fashion.

Commentator mentioned it like 3 times during that match about how Vardy can sometimes be totally anonymous for a whole match and then get 1 late chance and bury it. And of course that's exactly what happens. 🙄 Sheff United went from having a dream season beyond their wildest expectations last year to having a nightmare, worst season imaginable this one. Rock bottom of the table and everything possible is going wrong.

It's often said that the table doesn't lie but it sort of feels like it is currently. It feels like the current top 3 are way out ahead with a comfortable cushion but the cushion is basically nonexistent. United have been woeful in almost every match they've played but produce a moment or two of quality in a lot of their games and ride their luck to victories. Arse can barely score a goal and are playing Emery-ball still. Leicester look insanely good one match and then get humiliated by relegation fodder the next. One poor result or two for the top 3 along with a good result or two for the chasers and these poor sides can go top. Just feels wrong. City are the only ones who genuinely look to have flipped the switch recently.