Pizy

Spuds have shown ZERO attacking quality all game thus far but are now 1-0 up. City have looked terrible themselves. Never seen a sloppier Guardiola side than this.

Perfect end to the window would be to use that would be Garnacho money on Donnarumma, fuck Sanchez off somewhere, and get Xavi. Because we’re going to see more of those ridiculous errors we saw from Sanchez this season if he remains our #1.

I liked how we looked with 2 strikers and two wide attackers. Something we should deploy often this season.

Still kinda all over the shop defensively. I know our intensity has dropped but still.

Sharpen up at the back! Even if the game is done it’s about practicing good habits. Still way too shaky at the back.

Just no more injuries from here, please!

I actually feel bad for Potter now. He’s gone. We’ve absolutely demolished them on corners here today.

That looked like an accidental goal for Moi 🤣 Just kinda poked at it.

The hell was that?! 🤣🤣🤣

He HAS to finish that. Game is dead if he did.

We almost NEVER try to play through the middle. It’s all trying to attack from wide. We have nobody who can play those riskier but highly dangerous line splitting passes with Colwill out and Enzo playing so far forward. Tosin, Trev, Cucu and Caicedo only ever want to be super conservative and safe. It’s all sideways and backwards between themselves. It’s something we really need to work on as the season progresses because team after team is going to try to do what Palace did last week against us and sit in super organized blocks which completely negates us.

Still far too much sideways and backwards. Neither forward involved enough. Need to sharpen and quicken things up.

Enzo needed that, too. Needs his confidence up.

ESTEVAO WHAT A RUN

Another injury? Expected this shit later into the season not instantly!

João Pedro 👏🏻

Tosin has look abysmal so far. How will we survive with this defense all season?

It’s not even that we’re getting skint or beaten by skill. It’s just basic fucking mistakes!

Absolute DISGRACE at the back. Fucking hell.

West Ham looked like the worst side in the league opening weekend. Chelsea yet again provide the antidote so far.

We’ve looked dreadful to start the season. Completely polar opposite to the two preseason matches.

Fucking hell. Just asking for it with yet more slow, walking pace football.

Our most important defender and now our most important attacker both injured before the season really fully kicks off, ffs. Hopefully Palmer’s is precautionary.

If there’s any more indication that Xavi needs to be pushed through ASAP it’s this. We need another highly influential player in that area.

Are you fucking kidding me…