Pizy

This feels exactly like the Leeds game so far. They simply want it way more than our players. These useless players once again figured they’d just waltz in and dominate this match. Totally unprepared. And now 2-0. We’re fucking done out here. Getting completely embarrassed. Finishing 4th is going to be a monumental achievement.

Struggling once again with a small team pressing us man for man. And seeing the replay again, Silva looked David Luiz like with that pass for the goal. And that was the second or third dreadful pass he had.

Holy shit, THREE dreadful Thiago Silva mistakes within the first 5 minutes. What the fuck? We've almost ah dead them 3 goals already.

Yep. Hasn’t scored that many so far this season but I’ve seen him causing lots of other teams huge problems.

Wingers as wingbacks again. I guess this is Potters thing now? It’s just so risky defensively that I don’t know if I like it. Especially today against another side who likes to pop the ball around quickly.

Bruno G is under contract at Newcastle for another several years. There’s absolutely zero chance Newcastle would even pick up the phone if we (or anyone else in the PL) came calling. Not like they need money since they have unlimited cash now. They probably see themselves as a club who will be on the same level as the Big 6 within the next 2-3 years so selling their best player now undermines that effort. Like most other Brazilians who attract attention at smaller clubs, he’ll likely end up at Barca or RM in a year or two.

SIX MINUTES???

That’s a nasty fucking foul on Thiago. That’s a neck snapper.

The only danger they really pose to us are all of these crosses and counter attacks from our own mistakes.

And he finishes the toughest chance yet…

Literally inches away over and over again.

And now TWO MORE point blank chances not converted 🤣🤣🤣

And there it fucking is. Out of nowhere. From a careless giveaway at the edge of their box.

This just shows you the sort of form Auba is in. Over the last 10 years there are very, very few #9’s you’d fancy more in 1v1 situations. His repertoire of finishes is big so he can score so many different types of goals. But he’s off the boil right now. Only positive I guess is that his movement is repeatedly getting him into these positions. But goddamn, we should be lying back with our feet up right now.

AND ANOTHER POINT BLANK CHANCE All set up for a freak result, this. We have totally dominated and could have 5 at half time, FFS.

Half time coming at a terrible moment for us. Finally starting to carve through them at will and creating huge chances.

Two literal point blank, on a plate chances for two striker who you would have over any other players in our squad to finish a chance and they both fail within a 2 minute span. 😩😩😩

Good lord. We should be out of sight right now and cruising through the group.

NOOOOOO, Auba could’ve killed the game there!!

LMAO we basically just bored them to death and scored an ugly ass goal. Looked like Kova just accidentally hit the target there. 🤣🤣🤣

Another start where our opponent’s intensity and desire just seems way higher than ours. We can’t get Kova or J5 on the ball at all because of their high press.

I just don’t want qualification to come down to that last Dinamo game for both us and Dinamo. Because I don’t trust this group of players in an absolute must win match yet. Please just let us win today and get through…

I’m not sure it will be any better for him without a natural fullback/wingback on his side. Now he could be even more defensively exposed whilst playing out of his natural position.

Man, Cucu is going to quickly get scapegoated and turned into a “bust” by our fans and the media if we keep playing him in this CB role. We desperately need KK and Fofana back. Cucu misjudges headers, messes up his positioning, and his confidence looks shot in this role and I legit feel bad for him out there.

Bruh, this team…. What in the actual?