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Torres joins the party! Everyone else brings chocolate cake, pizza or some nice wine and he brings a fruit salad edit: oh Hazard scored YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

He is playing as a winger when he is naturally a left back what do you expect?

Back on the bench where you belong sunshine

Cahill's newborn child would be better up front than Torres

But didn't the grumpy shits who live on Fulham road block the staging of international matches?

you beat me to it by 2 minutes Bluesmaster! I'm a bit surprised and dare say disappointed by the last paragraph:

As long as they like it in Brazil I'm ok with it

Andalucia in south of Spain. Nice place.

I always struggle to do homework on the computer because I get distracted by TalkChelsea. I'm going to get a right bollocking from my photography teacher tomorrow now

but my dad spoke to a drunk girl at a nightclub 16 years ago. 9 months later I popped out. I'll go to bed when my mum gets home from work Nour

as for the message Rmpr tell them I love them

as long as it isn't me I don't care. You have got me and you are now stuck with me for the rest of your time on TalkChelsea

Awww nice to know they are thinking of me. Are they drunk?

What sort of message?

I already have! They love me Or were they just drunk? (Seems more likely)

any will do. I'm desperate. They all looked nice though

a Brazilian girl...

the only song on my ipod:

She forces me out the house and just says go and play with your friends but then i have to make the snowman all by myself because I don't have any friends and it gets cold and she does not let me back in until the evening

But I hate the snow! All the trains and shops and roads and stuff get fucked up and mummy never helps me make a snowman

its been about 6 degrees today but will be 1 or 2 by the weekend

I'm going to stick my head out here and say we should sign Yakubu on loan until the end of the season (and then make a big signing in the summer) He does score goals Portsmouth 62 apps 29 goals Middlesbrough 73 apps 25 goals Everton 82 apps 25 goals Leicester 20 apps 11 goals Blackburn 30 apps 17 goals He isn't world class but he has done very well for goals considering he has never been in a top 4 side and would be quite a cheap, temporary option. Wouldn't mind being 2nd or 3rd choice either

Fed up of the rubbish weather. It has just been dark clouds and cold for days now- I think I have seen blue sky once in the last 10 days. Even worse it is going to get colder and probably snow at the weekend

Wait until Liverpool put in a last minute £46m bid

Don't want to sound too pessimistic but Stoke are amazing at home and I can't see us getting anything from this with the way we are playing.