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Chelsea tv talking about us as a 'brand' and how it is important that 'we take advantage of the US market'. Someone pass me the sick bucket

Could swear heynckes teaches maths at my school...

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this partnership we have with Delta Airlines is great. If it wasn't for them we wouldn't have got to see these tidy cheerleaders at half time against Everton (1:50 on video)

Will come back to revise this in a few weeks but if we get Mourinho I think it will be: 1- Chelsea 2- Man United 3- Man City 4- Arsenal 5- Spurs 16- Norwich 17- Cardiff 18- Stoke 19- Palace 20- Hull Promoted from Championship: Leeds, Leicester, QPR Champions League winners: Barcelona runners up: Bayern Munich Europa League winners: Napoli runners up: Shakhtar FA Cup winners: Man United runners up: Man City League Cup winners: Man City runners up: Arsenal Other predictions: Moyes' team will go off the rails for a few weeks and the media will speculate that Fergie will 'come back to save them'Johnny Evans will get away with a leg-breaking challenge or threeSteve Bruce will be the first manager to be sacked and Hull will be relegated by mid AprilPardew, Bruce, Hughes and Allardyce will all be sackedCardiff will start the season quite well and then fadePochettino will move back to La Liga at a club like Valencia or MalagaEveryone will finally realize Ian Holloway isn't funnyWe will play Millwall in the FA Cup and it will be carnageTottenham will bottle 4th place like every year

We should take this game seriously and play our strongest 11 Said nobody, ever.

I bet it will. The fa have done nothing thus far. When ivanovic did something similar last season sky sports news just showed it over and over again, making sure the fa did something. As they and man u are part of Murdoch's evil empire they won't say anything. Evans really is a first class cunt. The sort you wouldn't be unhappy to see break a leg. His shocking tackles on holden, drogba and various others are disgusting and he deserves a taste of his own medicine

In the middle of exams :'(

I used to be able to motivate myself really well. Now I just can't be bothered because I have a better social life instead of staying in studying all the time. I'll probably regret it though

So Tony Pulis has now left Stoke. Suddenly the reason for Real Madrid parting company with Mourinho becomes all the more clear...

those training shirts are crap.

a truly shit kit for a truly shit team

They gave us all clappers yesterday. Yeah you read that right- fucking clappers. The board takes us to be some bunch of mongs like down at Fulham. Well here is what happened to my clapper: little piss takers

can we have a webcam of him clearing his desk?

Lithuania why do you say you love Bonnie Tyler then not give us anything you noobs?

You have never even watched it! Better than southamericavision or whatever crap you have there

If Europe wants to sing in our language they should give us 12 points

Surely the countries we bailed out should all give us 12 points?

Belgium why didn't you give us any points you fags!?

Read Belarus like a book there... Typical

Spain gave us 4! Their other way of saying thanks for the holiday revenue

No Slavic bias from Serbia there... 1 point we are doing well

No Slavic bias from Serbia there...

Why do Israel get to vote? They aren't in Europe Good to see we gave Denmark 12

The British presenter said about it 'just because you have a talent doesn't mean you should show it'