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Happy birthday!

Bonjour!

Norwich Absolute shite compared to this and last season in my opinion

why can't it stop raining?

Spurs from my point of view. Fulham are just that small club 2 stops down on the tube that doesn't do anything, QPR are just wannabes that think we hate them but we actually don't give a shit about that tin pot club these days

PARTAAAYYYY

oh great not this bunch again. Can't wait for their play acting and conning of the officials and Cardozo going down like a ton of bricks at every opportunity. One of my least favourite teams in Europe with a squad full of bellends.

Whatever happens come the end of the season, I will always remember Frank Lampard as the greatest player to have ever put on a Chelsea shirt. It has been an absolute pleasure to watch Frank play week in week out for us, with true pride and grace. It is chilling to watch that video of Harry Redknapp telling a muggy West Ham fan how Lampard will go right to the absolute top when he was a teenager. He has always led by example as a role model and deserves every last bit of praise he gets. He has provided us with some of our greatest moments as fans and I cannot thank him enough. He will be one of the players the grandchildren always ask about and I'll be able to tell them what an incredible man and footballer he was and that i have had the privilege of seeing him play. Thankyou so much Frank.

all out of j20 = crap evening

Ah. Turns out I have torn ligaments or something. That sucks. :/

No mate it's fine I only twisted it a bit at football training today nothing serious at all it just hurts a bit

Yeah I'm fine you?

I twisted my knee!!! :'(

Looks like Wigan are finally fucking off out of the premier league. Happy times

What taking her out for dinner like the classy fucker I am?

Yeah ok

That's what I was thinking too but I'm not sure she will want to just yet :/

Where should I go on a first date with a girl?

Hazard will bugger off to Real Madrid at the end of next season or the season after

'It is very wrong trying to get a fellow professional sent off' -Alex Ferguson Care to mention Ashley Young's diving that resulted in penalties and red cards for opposition players last season you bitter old shit?

Start benayoun, get him to break bale's leg and get sent off, we don't have to deal with bale or put up with Benayoun again. Simples.

Just watched st george's day. Not fit to lick shit off football factory's boots

sorry mate I thought you were referring to my brother's friend who is playing at Wembley this afternoon. Vodka still isn't gone from me yet

he's playing at Wembley in front of 20,000 people. 2 years ago he was playing Sunday League on shitty mud pitches in Croydon with my brother. You sir, meanwhile, are wanking into a sock

wow was Derby's tally that low?!? I thought it was around the 14/15 mark. This Hull team doesn't look much better than that Derby team though