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had my mum saying the same thing to me all evening haha

No problem No it is just a page full of adverts for kit and megastore stuff. I think it refreshes once every 30 seconds or something. It doesn't have a timer or place in the queue indicator. Pretty useless really. Yeah they just arrive by Royal Mail, usually pretty quick. Might take a day or so longer considering you are in Scotland. Nope its nothing like Viagogo really. To say it is awful is an understatement. You can choose your stand, tier and side (e.g. Matthew Harding lower east side, East upper north side) and then you are randomly assigned a seat. It will give you the seat, row etc. and if you want a different one you need to go back and select the same area again. It is tedious and awful. You won't have to go back into the virtual waiting room or anything but you sometimes have to try several times to get a decent seat. Spurs away is virtual waiting room carnage mate! Erm not sure on that one. Never used viagogo

fuck sake you beat me to it!

Fixed that for you

Who gives a shit about the royal baby? loads get born every day. Nice to know my tax goes towards the refurbishment of their home and Kate's private healthcare while other people in this country are forced to give birth on hospital floors without a midwife present due to lack of space and healthcare cuts.

Im now 50% student and 50% CAD artist for an architecture group in central London

many myths exist about Chelsea's virtual waiting room, from things like leaving your computer on the buy tickets section the night before they go on sale so you are first in the queue in the morning to refreshing the page exactly once every 2 minutes. The bottom line on all these are that the club have confirmed that tickets are sold on a random basis- whereby there is no queue as such, your IP address is just randomly selected and you can go through to buy tickets. The page refreshes itself. As I have said it is done randomly, there have been times when I have had to wait 3 minutes, other times when I have had to wait 45 minutes. It is probably best to be online before 7 though just in case your computer is running slowly or playing up, especially for away games when we only have a couple of thousand tickets to sell. Tickets go on sale at 7AM. If there is a cup game or for whatever reason a short selling time then the club will announce it on the website and say stuff like From 7-10:30 members with 45 loyalty points can purchase a ticket From 11-12:30 members with 37 loyalty points can purchase a ticket It is generally pretty easy if you are online at 7AM. I have had to go to work sometimes and got home at 5 and still got tickets (its not worth chancing though, it only works for games against Wigan, Reading etc. and you end up with rubbish seats). For bigger games there is more demand but you should still be OK. There is a £1.50 admin fee added to the cost of each ticket but this includes the postage fee. For cup semis/finals tickets are sent out via special delivery and the £1.50 admin fee is waived. No they don't say if they have dispatched the tickets. You get a confirmation email and 9/10 times they arrive in the next 3 or so days. Yes for away games it is an almost identical process. The only difference is you can't choose a specific seat like you sort of can for home games. You can choose a category like category A or cheaper category B if the away team offers different pricing/seating ranges and then you just pay as normal. Demand is high for a lot of away games so getting a ticket is sometimes more difficult.

Why am I still up?

Rooney is, according to sky sources, 'angry and confused' over man u's statement about him. Isn't the fat bastard always angry and confused?

I had sweet and sour rice for dinner because I'm lazy

How quickly then send them out varies by game to game. Last season I got my Swansea league cup ticket 2 days before the match but most of the time they dispatch the tickets straight away and you have them within 3 days. If you don't get the tickets in time for the game (which has only happened to me once for a youth cup game and is extremely unlikely) then you can get them reprinted at Stamford Bridge on the day of the match providing you have proof of purchase and ID If you bought the tickets and linked his membership then I don't think so. If it was a separate purchase then probably. I'm not 100% on that though Yes if you link memberships you have the option to buy multiple tickets using their memberships as well. You can buy your own, person A and person B and all 3 tickets will be sent to your address

confident it is bullshit. Let him finish his career with Galatasaray, we will still love him regardless. If he wants to come back as a coach in a few years then I for one would welcome him back with open arms but he left saying he needed a new challenge. Let him enjoy his football elsewhere.

All after Al Fayed said he would make Fulham the Manchester United of the south in 2001... I don't expect much to happen. He's clearly minted but as has been said he seems more of a businessman than a sports enthusiast. He can pour in as much money as he wants but they have a very small fanbase, a mediocre stadium, average youth setup and have made zero progress in the last 6 or so years despite Al Fayed pouring in £200m. I think they could struggle this season.

33 degrees today. Lovelyyyyyyyyy

Oh really?

Absolutely ridiculous that Sky are allowed to move our game away to Man United to a Monday game when we have Bayern on Friday. In Spain they move fixtures forward to benefit their clubs in European competitions. Here they do the exact opposite. There are so many televised games its ridiculous. Why are Everton and Fulham 5:30? The last train after Everton to London leaves 20 mins after, Fulham never has been and never will be a meaningful derby unless you are a Fulham fan, Norwich and Southampton on a Sunday for no reason and the annual fucked up Newcastle fixture. Home and away we almost always seem to play Newcastle in a 12:45 or 13:30 kick off, giving absolutely no consideration to fans who have to travel to the other end of the country either the day before or at a stupid time of morning. Typical TV picks giving absolutely no thought to supporters who go to games.

About time they gave something back to the fans

If he signs for us watch him go from being media darling to public enemy number 1

One can only assume that being a prize cunt runs in the Ferdinand family blood

We can have all the press conferences in the world but until I saw Mourinho on the training ground in a tracksuit with Lampard and Terry it didn't seem real. Now it does and I love it!

Just chillin in the 27 degree sunshine... Wow if us brits need to post about it our weather must really be shit

Another day another group of children die of cancer because the government can't afford their treatment. Yep the same government that paid £10m for Thatcher's funeral. David Cameron really is bollocks.

I want some of whatever that kit designer is smoking

new season ticket came through the post today. Gourlay thought he would try to be helpful by providing a mini-wallet for it as well. Turns out it is plastered in Viagogo logos- yeah the ticket touts who make a profit from people not being able to go to games. Prick.

Just going out shopping. If anyone needs anything give me a shout