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Expecting Sociedad to be a bit sharper than us because they've played a few Europa League games already although having said that they did lose 1-0 to Newcastle on Saturday

You can come and dig us out of our annual winter slump when self-appointed club director Term X sacks Tinashe4 for not wearing a smart suit on the touchline #psychology101 #donthateappreciate

Has anyone ever considered that we might be better off sacking Mourinho and replacing him with Tinashe4 as manager with Term X and Sammy Lee as his assistants?

Ok. I'll trust in his Portuguese league and cup, 2 Premier Leagues, 2 league cups, FA cup, Italian leagues and cup, La Liga title and Copa del Rey as well as 2 Champions Leagues rather than a few football supporters on a forum. Maybe that's where we've all been going wrong.

I just find it funny Zoltan Gera scored. As novelty a Premier League player as they come. Right up there with Julio Arca and Patrick Berger

Even Moyes won the Community Shield

Possibly but the club may decide not to make the back few rows of each standing because they are classed as restricted view already and that's with them assuming people don't stand up

Knowing Mourinho, he's won everything there is to win in 4 countries and probably knows what is best for the team.

yeah go on then, stick me down. (Providing it gets me a free lap dance from a mod of my choice at the end of the season)

I speak English and spanish as well as Portuguese insults

How much Lego do you guys reckon Rmpr can stuff up his bum?

Would you recommend Bath University?

You lost me after 'It happens' ...

Best pre match thread we've had all pre season. Some posts about the silly format, some giving moral advice to Melanicus. All we need now is the customary forum invasion that comes with playing a team from Turkey.

Not the first time I've seen something that isn't racist be described as racist by a certain member

Please don't tell me this is a serious post.

He wanted Di Matteo sacked during our 4-1 supercup defeat to Atletico. Our 3rd or 4th game of the season I think

Wow I come home, look at the match thread and the place is in meltdown because we are losing a PRE season game. Get a grip people, this isn't RAWK

He said inter's fans are better than ours

I expect to see lots of Liverpool fans now bringing out the 'Plastic Chelsea fans classless burning shirt rentboys #5times #ynwa' comments on Twitter now

Yep looks very good. Just needs markings put on I think EDIT: There has apparently been lots of high-vis jackets and suits around Stamford Bridge recently paying a lot of attention to the East Stand, the railway behind it and the other side of the railway embankment where Brompton Cemetery is. Potentially looking at a bridge into the cemetery to ease congestion which would allow expansion?

Becoming the first club in the league to use LED floodlights. Whole new floodlight system installed for this season including some ugly looking ones hanging from the Shed and Matthew Harding ends. Can't find any pictures online but there are a few on Instagram

Banana Republic.