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Matthew Harding end was signing 'Want some I'll give it ya' on Wednesday night against Sporting. The vines are good but nothing beats Claude and Ty

Someone nut David Luiz

Costa's goal against Arsenal. The mix of absolute anger/elation on his face, screaming back at everyone in the Shed was just brilliant

We could loan him to a club where he would play every week. I'm sure a lot of championship teams at least would be happy to take him. Actually nah it would be better if we keep him here for the rest of the season so he can play for 15 minutes in an FA cup 4th round game against Blackburn

Derby and smarmy car salesman lookalike Steve McLaren are no mugs. They are right in the mix for promotion. We will need a strong team to beat this lot. Ake and Zouma would be the only 2 youngsters I'd play

Unfortunately he's still here doing half time past player walks but he now announces the teams but 15 minutes before kick off. He's been replaced pre match by a new sequence Tomo I don't know either

I've honestly never seen you post anything remotely positive. Ever.

Well if we hadn't come calling in 2013 he would have been man United coach now.

The same Barca who drew against awful Getafe today? We can raise our game when needed. On the basis of losing 1-3 at home to Aston Villa in 2011/12 we were never going to beat Barcelona and win the champions league either

Erm no he wasn't.

No we were shouting shoot like we usually do

It's nice that they stated it happens but didn't mention that they were going to do anything about it as well

Mr Salah begs to differ...

Neil doesn't do announcements for goals just pre match teams

To be honest most of that was a blur. Spent 2 hours getting mangled in a pub beforehand then bowled up to the ground 15 minutes late to shout give it to Salah every time we had posession. This was after a small confrontation with a steward outside the ground who wouldn't let me take my 50p can of Carling into the zone around the outside of the stadium. IIRC I kept asking him if we weren't allowed alcohol because Platini is straight edge and we don't want to upset him. Fucking hell I've hit the rocks haven't I? What a waste of an evening

Ran the show. We will struggle to keep hold of him if Barca come knocking

Think he's injured

Boga also starts for the under 19s and Brown is on the bench

Solanke and Christensen both playing for under 19s this afternoon so they certainly won't play tonight

can't hear myself think over the famous Anfield atmosphere

I'd let Mo Salah do it, gives him something to do

@BluesChronicle @ChelseaKelv @WAGNH_CFC Apart from BluesChronicle the other two are probably more reliable for members of staff at the club rather than players as they are more involved with fans forum meetings with the club etc.

that is THE exact reason