Liquidator

I hear Neil Warnock is available

Could be worse, we could have Mo Sa... Oh. Oh fuck. No. It couldn't be worse.

I think we should all calm ourselves down by discussing Frank Lampard...

I'd love to know what sort of sex you have if it temporarily disables you...

it's a beautiful picture, credit to you for having it as your sig

Just saw Tinashe4 post the word happy. It may not have been about our performance but at least it is a positive word. Time to log off, close my account and support Man City.

The same Gerrard who was minutes from joining us but decided against it only because he and his family were being sent death threats from Liverpool's 'class' supporters?

If anyone asks, Lampard never played for us and Alexey Smertin is the top goalscorer in the club's history Can't say I'm bothered about what Lampard does tbh

A John Terry in wolf's clothing

We can argue about this all night but I'm off for my first tug of 2015 goodnight

I ain't assuming nothing fam

The woman who dresses up as Bridget the Lion (the female mascot) apparently posted a picture on her twitter account of luiz smoking a joint. She then quickly deleted the tweet and her account.

BBC journalist reporting that Lampard never officially signed a contract for New York. Man City (and Lampard) knew exactly what they were doing.

"Just a bit closer to our graves then." -Lionsden

He's a smug fuckwit who needs a good fist to the jaw

nah I've had my fun thanks. Send him packing.

can't get the thought of Russian dick out my head now. Mmmmmmmmmmm

I'd swallow anyway, regardless of whether I was given a pay increase FORZA Chels k i ABRAMOVICH FC!!!

always thought it was a bit shit myself

it would make a nice change from the Liquidator for a couple of weeks. Maybe we could try it against Watford

what a disgusting breed of people Scousers are

Christensen? He looked shaky against Shrewsbury at times. Should be nowhere near the starting XI

A YouTube video can make anyone look good. They can be edited in such a way that can make anyone seem like they had a perfect game. Of course anyone making a video would leave out parts where Hazard didn't make a pass he should have etc. So you are calling me arrogant because I have not changed my opinion to agree with yours? I'm sticking to what I, personally, think is right. You meanwhile have belittled my opinion because it doesn't agree with yours but I'm the one being arrogant? I will criticize other players as I see fit. Was Hazard one of our worst players today? Absolutely not. He was one of our better ones, probably our best. It doesn't mean I cannot criticize him.