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only the most beastly song to have ever been released

Annoyed that for the 3rd week running I will be spending the majority of the weekend doing coursework

Cahill is overrated. If he wasn't english there wouldn't be half as much hype around him

Either put him on loan at a Championship side who will actually play him or let him show what he can do during this 'rebuilding' period for us

Don't see why Torres deserves to start tomorrow. He has done nothing of note in the last few games (in fact in almost every game he has played for us) so why should he get a chance to 'rebuild his confidence' at the expense of Drogba who needs to do the same thing. I'd stick Danny Sturridge up front with Drogba. Mata playing just in behind. Even if Drogba can't be fucked he's still be better than Torres at the moment We do have a dreadful record in early kick offs so I'd be surprised with a win

If we are trying to deal with an ageing squad then why get rid of Alex when we have Ferreira who seems surplus to requirements at the moment? Also, are the board genuinely this stupid? (Well yes they probably are but...) What happened around November/December last season when a couple of injuries and suspensions set in? Thats right, against Sunderland Paulo Ferreira partnered Ivanovic at centre back and we all know what happened then! We would be straight back to where we were for the first half of last season if we sold Alex except we would have Luiz instead of Alex. I wouldn't be surprised if Luiz picked up a few suspensions this season too. We would need to buy a new centre back in January

surprising really. Would not have expected Alex to be on that list and surely they would have been kept with the squad to maintain a team harmony? There is no guarantee that we would be able to shift them either

hate having away fans in the shed. shove them up into the East Upper!

his fighting spirit puts twats like Anelka to shame Well done Hutch!

Peace. deserves to be a legend imo

just as long as you dont try to go christmas shopping on Oxford street... There will probably be some nice Christmas market stalls around Camden Market area

Brilliant news! Sam's determination and never say die attitude put players like Malouda and Anelka to shame

In 5 words or less Cech-Good, apart from occasional blips Ivanovic- Generally solid Cole- Not what he was Luiz- Sometimes good. Sometimes liability Essien- Always injured Romeu- Can actually pass a football Ramires- Getting better all the time Lampard- In decline but still good Torres- Disinterested Mata- Basically God but better Drogba- Not as good as before Mikel- Please just fuck off Malouda- See Mikel Meireles- Doing well Bosingwa- Can't defend for shit Lukaku- The tank will come good Ferreira- Reliable McEachran- Needs to get played Kalou- Can sometimes contribute something Turnbull- Slow and steady progress Sturridge- Looking very good Terry- Fairly solid Alex- Better defender than Luiz Bertrand- See McEachran Anelka- Shiny head should go ASAP Hilario- Just makes me laugh. Keep

What is worse. This or the state we were in this time last season?

the kids were the only ones that played with a bit of passion pick people out the stand to play for us. at least they will wear the shirt with some pride. bertrand and lukaku are both improving though which is good to see

I'd say Villas Boas has 2 games to save his job. A loss at Newcastle and failing to qualify for the Champions League against Valencia will surely be the final nail in the coffin of the Villas Boas era unfortunately. Once again though, the players will be held unaccountable and it is always the manager's fault if they decide they can't be fucked to play for anyone but Mourinho

Being up at the time you are separates you from the silent twats at the bridge. Proper commitment, well done mate!

and get rid of all the arrogant, self-centred players who do not care about the club and promote youth players who have been here since the age of 10 to show them some bloody passion. Also get Dixon, Harris, Bonetti, Hasselbaink, Vialli and Zola to put on the blue shirt and show that lot how to play football!

What ever happened to fortress Stamford Bridge?

Would place a pretty healthy bet that yet again AVB will be the one slaughtered by the press tomorrow for inheriting an ageing squad which is unrecognisable from 2004

2-0 down to Liverpool. Who can possibly save us now? Not Nicolas Anelka

ANDY CARROLL

Don't care how well we do as long as Josh, Lukaku and Bertrand and Romeu all get a good amount of playing time.

You can tell the lad has come straight from La Masia- he barely puts a pass wrong. Wonderful player and my new favourite, it would be very sad if he went back to Barca because he has the potential to become a world class player.