Ryan Fong

Whuuuuut?! Who made this picture at Express is purely retard.

Call me biased because the Italian is our new boss, for me Conte is a better tactician than Mourinho, if not much better. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely admire Jose but to me he was more of a motivator than a tactician especially in his second spell at Chelsea.

I like our new boss already.

Like I said way before, 20m release clause is a fucking robbery, just sign him up already before the Euros. Now is getting much harder.

This guy has only €25m release clause?! What the fuck are you waiting for! Sign him up already ffs.

Thrilled.... Absolutely delighted!

What can I say, I absolutely hated him, but now I like him more and more. His fighting spirit is for sure one of the top in our team this season, the one who actually gives a damn about the club.

Because if we get UA our deal must be bigger than what UA has offered Spuds, no?

Strangely no inside info this time, can't wait to reveal the new sponsor. I quite like Under Armor personally, not to mention the bonus to piss of Spuds.

And most likely the new sponsor is going to pay the penal sum for us.

Wait for the mountain of shits pouring on us by the media and the FA. I think I might quit watching football until the season ends, it's becoming a torture now.

Pick from our regular players: Cahill, Ivanovic, Matic, Oscar, Remy, Pedro. Please just go.

Can't say it better myself. Berry should be sent off multiple times, and fuck Oliver the fucking ref.

Sinking faster than Titanic. Bye bye season 15-16, worst nightmare as a Chelsea fan ever. Can't wait Conte to take over and rebuild the whole fucking team. And Roman, spend and let the wise people to spend clever.

He has been our best player for 3 consecutive seasons since he joined us 2012, I for one still believe in him. To me it's quite obvious his recently injuries have lowered his confidence to a whole new level. I would beg the club to keep him for another season to see how he performs with fresh legs and the new manager. I just don't believe a super talented player like him can become completely shit after 3 brilliant seasons, I just don't. And please enough with the mentality and attitude talks, he's always been like this, hasn't changed.

It's clearly down to the quality difference, enough with the PASSION talks.

Once again, fuck you David Luiz you fucking twat. Never hate an ex-blue this much.

I still vividly remember the day we signed Oscar, I was like "fuck me! Have we really pulled it off?! What a gem! A gem that can be discussed on the same page of Neymar!"...... Well we all know what's happened next, now I am like "fuck me, period".

Don't get the bloody subs at all. Sign Imbula!

Traore! Wicked goal!

Really should've brought on Miazga and RLC.

Matic? R u kidding me Guus?

Can't agree more. I used to think the same that Hazard was always confident because of his personality but apparently we are wrong. Hope he can get the monkey off his back soon and back to his former self.

Penalty, let Eden takes it please Edit: sigh...bugger off Oscar

Geez, get Gary off and bring on our new boy.