Ryan Fong

So replace unavailable Matic with Zouma and remain the rest was cringeworthy as fuck?! And to say we played appalling is beyond ridiculous, maybe not so great in the first but overall we clearly deserve the title. I'm going to piss off now mate, cya.

Disgusting approach?! You win.

I see the doubters are disappeared now, must be off to cry for our "lucky" and "embarrassing" victory.

His wife, Dasha Zhukova

GET THE FUCK IN!!! I'm sure many of you are going to cry for our "embarrassing" victory but I'm going to celebrate anyway! SUCK IT HATERS!

Did we park the bus? No. Regardless the performance, we clearly didn't approach the game negatively. And I think we deserve the goal very much so.

Park the bus huh?! Only 2 shots the whole game huh?! Where are all the naysayers now?

Zouma as DM apparently.

I am. Because we all can decide fuck all about it. I choose to support whatever lineup instead.

Geez, people are calling us embarrassing even before the ball kicked, how about input your comments let's say at least 5 mins after the kickoff whistle.

Do you still use WeChat?

Murray was mega stupid to get that second yellow.

West Ham is dropping like flies, now expect them to have a game of their lives against us next week.

If anyone is interested in Chinese cuisine, I urge you to find and watch a documentary called "A Bite of China" which was filmed by CCTV (China Central Television). Absolutely epic, highly recommended!

Slightly bragging I must confess. After all Chinese cuisine is one of the few things which make me proud of being a Chinese.

Hey Kerry! Nice to hear from you again! How are you? XIN NIAN KUAI LE!!

Fair enough, my apologies mate.

No, please don't get me wrong. This is typical Jose and we all know that. And my question was a genuine one because we have never ever played the way you clearly love like Barca and Bayern then why started supporting us in the first place. Again, genuine question, no sarcasm or mocking.

Same here, but the difference is, the "group" I informed this exclusive is - the whole mainland China. I believe I'm the first and only one leaked this news in China's Chelsea fans society and hundreds of thousands of people was informed before it's rumoured let alone officially announced all because of you WHS! Massive kudos to you mate!

Hmmmmm.... Wat?!

It seems like you're hardly a Chelsea fan at all. We have never played the football you described and fancy.No offense, no judgement, just curious.

Nvm, stupid post by me.

Identity lolol! Then Wenger wins hands down! His identity is: Kids kids, pass pass, fourth fourth, failure failure.

Spoke too soon !!! Come on Spurs! Run your asses off!

I'm hoping they will equalize and lose it by penalty!