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Fuck, Wigan, Blackburn and Wolves stay up, I wanted at least one of these to go down. Wigan and Blackurn are the most depressing teams in the league, whenever we play them away I'm like half-asleep.

Thanks for the memories Carlo. I don't want to have that depressing feeling everytime the camera focuses you.

Horrible defending. HORRIBLE.

Any streams? Mine just went down.

Let's fucking win this now!

What a boring first half that was. It will finish 0-0 in the end no doubt.

It hurts me not to see Drogba in a Chelsea shirt anymore. At least Anelka is playing, hoping he leaves with a goal. Go Nico!

No, you're not. I have a strong feeling that we will win. Carlo would rather leave with a win, and Drogba, Anelka and co. will give their very best knowing that this could be their last game for the club. I'll predict a crazy 0-3.

Family.

Haha Ferdinand

Would love it if he came back. He's a brilliant manager.

The superpower to freeze time. God what I would do to hot women.

Just noticed that it happened exactly three years ago, the Moscow final.

Torres back to Liverpool. Probably this is where he feels at home and he could net a goal or two He has done it in Goodison before.

I think that Grant is one of the most unluckiest managers in football. I know that it's stupid to continue with the 'What ifs', but had we not conceded so late against Wigan in the league and had Terry scored that penalty, we would have won both the league and Champions League and Grant would remain a legendary name for Chelsea Football Club forever. Last season Boateng missed the penalty in the FA Cup final, probably had he scored things would've been completely different, but Grant has no luck at all. In my opinion, Chelsea are the unluckiest team and Grant is the unluckiest manager, and when both were together, well you know what happened in 2008. Sometimes it just doesn't happen. But offering him a job in the club now is stupid me thinks. The fans have nothing but bitter and sad memories when the name Avram Grant is mentioned. I'm hoping to God we don't get him again.

Haha, that one of Scholes is brilliant Found this the other day

Ronaldo is a great footballer. No doubt the second best in the world. He's unstopabble when he's on his day.

Meh. Had John Terry scored that penalty, everybody would be calling him a legend. I don't hate the man, but I don't want to see him returning at the club.

A rest? What for? The season will end this weekend.

Wow, that is impressive Eating 25 000 burgers is better than smoking cigarettes. My dad has been smoking 20 cigarettes a day for 40 years, I wish he ate that many burgers instead of smoking cigarettes. I don't get the big deal of eating a lot of fast food really, I'm a fast food lover. It's the best food imo. Don't give a damn if it's healthy or not, as long as you enjoy it, eat it I say.

Arsenal 4th, after being considered as serious title contenders until the final weeks of the season? How epic would that be.

Where's Essien/Mikel? They're no doubt better than McEachran defensively. Benayoun, not good enough to be a starter imo. But I like the idea of playing Luiz as a defensive midfielder. And no matter what, the club should make big signings in the summer. We can't risk another trophyless season next year.

Cech Luiz - Alex - Terry - Bertrand Mikel Essien - Lampard - Malouda/Zhirkov Anelka - Drogba

Our strikers aren't the only problem, the whole team is the problem. Well, apart from Cech. No creativity in midfield, strikers failing to create opportunities (let alone shoot on target), terrible defending - how on earth can you leave a player free like that in the 92nd minute?