Elliott

Impressive performance today, we rolled Pompey over in the first half, then sat back and waited for openings to grab a few more. Deco deserved the MOTM award, but you can also tell he was nowhere near his best. Many of his passes just didn't come off, and if he got even half of them on the money, it could have been 7. Hopefully that wasn't just a one off and we can reproduce it. I loved our midfield before Ballack went off, Ballack, Lampard, Deco and J. Cole all seemed to just move around wherever they felt like and Pompey didn't know how to deal with it.

Why the heck are Anelka and Malouda in that poll? Neither of them were particularly good. Should be Lampard/Ballack/Mikel/J. Cole ahead of them. Of course it was Deco I voted for, he played pretty well, but with the amount of misplaced passes you know that on an on day, he could rip anybody apart. My player ratings: Cech: 8 Bosingwa: 7 A. Cole: 7 Carvalho: 7 Terry: 7 Mikel: 8 Lampard: 8 Ballack: 7 Deco: 8 J. Cole: 8 Anelka: 7 Subs: Malouda: 7 Ferreira: 7 Wright-Phillips: 6

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I'd say that was a great thing! The refs admitting liability and responsibility for their mistakes is the best way for everyone to respect them.

Chelsea Player of the Year: Deco Premiership Player of the Year: Deco Chelsea Top Scorer: Didier Drogba Premier League Top Scorer: Fernando Torres Premier League Winner: Chelsea FA Cup Winner: Chelsea Champions League Winner: Chelsea Carling Cup Winner: Chelsea Surprise* Team of the Season: West Bromwich Albion Surprise* Chelsea Player of the Season: Nicolás Anelka Surprise* Premiership Player of the Season: Afonso Alves

Good luck to him, no place for him here.

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Snorting coke doesn't give you AIDS.

They use condoms?

The man talks a lot of sense.

He should stand trial wherever he committed the crime. I don't know about Thailand's legal system, but why should he get out of that just because he's rich and famous?

Yes I'm sure there will be. I think places like Northern Cyprus (controlled by Turkey or something similar) doesn't extradite to anybody. But he's gotta get there first.

Jesus how fucking stuck up are we as a club? HUGE NEWS EXCLUSIVE One of players has signed a new contract. It's not fucking big news, I don't even care if it's Frank Lampard. What a huge embarrassment. Trying to be the big cheese when there's nothing that big to shout about. It's great news, but clouded by the clubs magnanimous asswipery, not only highlighting the fact that we think we're God's gift to football, deserve to be on the back page of every paper all the time, but also the fact that we've well and truly taken for a ride by one of our most important players. I could very well believe the whole contract saga this summer was a falsity designed to increase publicity!

No, he'd be arrested and handed straight to Thai authorities.

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I think Britain probably has an extradition policy with most countries. It doesn't have to be a formal agreement, it could just mean that Britain has extradited people to Thailand before and vice versa.

That's not so prevalent this side of the pond pablo.

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From the title I thought it was they were going free permanently My first thought was "coulda done it before pre-season, bastards".

Definitely seems like Georgia are in the wrong here.

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The players visit hospitals around Christmas Time, they help out with community work sometime, I'm sure many of them would individually be donating to various charities too. It's not something they really make a song and dance about it unless they feel they deserve it for the act of donating to charity.

Well war isn't fun... As I understand it, South Ossetia and Abkhazia express a wish to not be controlled by Georgia anyway, so perhaps Russia should take these places back...

I'd say it was because the club anticipated being in the Community Shield.

Badboy, there's just no need for that! Does that make changingman2000, josesbluediamonds, oxfordblues paedophiles too?