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He also has the biggest didgeridoo, or that's what I heard anyway.

It's some sort of subconscious indoctrination. This lad at Uni I knew was a Liverpool fan, all the way from deepest Essex, Chelmsford. I remember I was watching the Liverpool United game last year, and he was sitting there mouthing that wankfest of a song they do as, looking like he was going to cry from some sort of fake pride or something. I asked him if he'd ever been to Anfield. Of course he hadn't. How do you get like that, having not even been to Anfield?

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Drogba wasn't shit for two seasons. He scored 16 goals in both of his first two seasons, which isn't a bad haul at all, and whilst he frustrated, you could see his work rate was top notch and that was good enough for any realistic Chelsea fan alone. So what is your point?

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Oh for fuck's sake Jim. Jim and his stupid filters.

Adebayor has been quality recently, if Drogba decides he wants to go off, then Adebayor would be his perfect replacement, not that we'd get him.

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I don't see any good reason why we couldn't start it now.

I suppose I look out for Luton every now and again, being that they are my closest league team, but not really. Like to see Sunderland do alright, one of my best mates from school supported them and they're not an offensive team. All about the Chelsea though really

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What they want you to do is beat the shit out of whoever was causing the problem. Get to it.

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No what I mean is, how does the surrounding area cope? When people pile out of the stadium, the area gets clogged, the underground is like sardines, driving out is a nightmare. Decades ago, how did the area cope with much larger attendances... or did it just not cope at all?

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Just a wiki entry though. Someone has probably assumed the inevitable that we will sign him so felt it was safe to say we already had him. I can't see where there might be a hitch, he seems to be interested, we're interested, and he has European citizenship.

Question to the wise and mature members of this site: were the attendances higher than now in the days of terraces and cheap ticket prices? If so, how on Earth did the area cope with even more people, and do you think then maybe the area could cope after all with a higher stadium capacity? Thanks!

Really down to who is in better club form at the time.

The main problem with expanding the current site is not so much the buildings, railway and graveyard that surround the Bridge, but the fact that even more people will be coming. Our plans will have to include some way of dealing with this, and I can't think for the life of me what that'd be.

He's the same kind of player as Eidur, but nowhere near as good of course.

Well it's rare that our players reactions are unjustified. I think we have a bad referee problem.

So he'll be a complete cunt then?

I'd suggest that chavs were a British phenomenon, but naturally you will have your own version of scum over there.

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I guess they're our version of rednecks. They're the lowest form in society, dress in what they think is nice gear but is actually trashy (tracksuits), talk like idiots, often trying to mimick "black language". They're generally also violent, always unintelligent, and always ugly too