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Why not?

Why would Zola never happen? I think that is quite realistic personally.

Oh no, that's not seriously our top is it? I hate that breastpad thing, it looks ridiculous. Will be keeping well away from that kit that's for sure. As if we don't already look idiotic enough on the pitch...

This might be due to a particular version of IE? It was updated recently on my computer (but I am using Firefox).

You've got cum filled socks on the brain CJ. Did you find some underneath your bed this morning or something?

Flat performance, poor result, rubbish Although I don't know how you guys are getting so angry about it. We've been playing like this for months now, it's hardly a surprising result or performance is it?

This watching by stream is hard work. Watched three different streams as they all died before going back to atdhe We're creating chances but as usual can't stick them away. Same old. Quaresma looks alright but nothing special which is pretty much what I expected. Think we'll win this though.

The kit looks HORRIBLE put on Lampard. Awful. I sincerely hope that design is not what we go with.

Maybe it was a cookie issue.

Welcome to Talk Chelsea! Always good to link up with other Chelsea sites.

Bloody snow It enticed my to go sliding down a slope on a roadworks sign I busted my leg on a tree stump. Didn't break it fortunately, but I won't be going to the game tomorrow now...

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I'm sure they've been doing that for a while, but the fact is the group that owns Tevez want a lot of fucking money.

My first game was in 1994, Chelsea vs Luton Town FA Cup Semi-Final. At least that's what I'm told, I remember absolutely nothing about it. I rememberthe Final though, remember my dad being very pissed off and all I could see was a scoreboard saying Manchester United 4 Chelsea 0...

Of course he didn't take it, but maybe the club read that and changed their mind! Seriously though, I don't believe in curses. But if Quaresma saw that and believes it, its enough of a reason for him to not take it because then psychologically he is set to fail.

I don't think so, would cost too much money I think.

I wrote that before we signed Quaresma of course. I would play Quaresma instead of Stoch, give Kalou another chance, but look to bring Stoch on early if he doesn't do the business. Give Quaresma the full 90 if he's fit enough.

Loved the one where they hit the gate and flipped the car haha

What's wrong with Tevez?

I'm not VERY happy but I am somewhat happy. He is better than what we have in theory so that's positive.

That's an unfortunate combination with laziness

Hahahaha fubbing brilliant

Everyone who says Scolari should go either offers no alternative solution or the complete folly of "get Mourinho back!" It's simply not going to happen, so stop dreaming that it will! Who, realistically, could we bring in instead of Scolari?

I edited your post CJ. tags are allowed, you just had the wrong url in the tags.

Now officially completed.