Styles

Costa makes so many infuriating mistakes and kills so many moves because of his rubbish first touch / technique. He very nearly ruined Fabregas' pass yesterday and made it harder than it needed to be because of a shitty first touch. He scores goals but my goodness he makes me so angry during games.

Might be controversial but he wasn't that good against West Ham. But it's Oscar and the expectations are so low it's understandable.

Comfortably better footballer than Costa. Perhaps we should be starting with Batshuayi and bring Costa on when switching to 2 up front.

Burst out laughing.

Quick thoughts: Kante should have been worth 60m in the current market. Moses >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pedro. I dare anybody to disagree with this. Ivanovic is perhaps even worse than last season. We played 15/16 season football until Batman & Faregas came on. Matic is the most pointless of pointless players. Genuinely good for nothing; a complete and utter waste of space. Kante deserves so much better than to play in midfield with Oscar and Matic.

ZOOP ZOOP ZOOP

Just play long ball 4-4-2 and keep it real. We can't do anything else.

Terry our best defender hahaha. same guy who backed off a player for a new world record of 60 meters.

Moses has done more in one minute than that Pedro.

Mourinho is garbage too and had to go. If only we could have sent some of these jokers packing with him.

Who are you keeping other than Hazard and Kante in this team? I'm struggling.

Confirmed: NOTHING has changed. Zilch. Nada. Don't let a late win over an unambitious West Ham tell you otherwise. The football is still the same shit on a stick football we have been playing for many years. All that nonsense about hard pre-season training drills and new formations was exactly that, nonsense. There hasn't been a single stylistic change or new patterns of play. It's the exact same rubbish being served up as last year.

So many donkeys in this team it's unbelievable.

If he tries to do anything that requires a decent level of technique he gets it wrong 95% of the time.

That was a half from the 2015/2016 season. Nothing has changed really.

A player miscontrolled the ball and fell over in the process and yet still beat Ivanovic to the ball.

A player miscontrolled the ball and fell over in the process and yet still beat Ivanovic to the ball.

Did Terry just back off a player for 60 yards?

Maybe it's just to improve his core strength.

Zouma - Christensen - Koulibaly Just one more season to go.

That's one to look at it and to be honest I hadnt considered that. It does make sense. But one weak link in midfield is one too many.

hahahahaaa

Loved the celebration. Matic doesn't really seem to serve any purpose - defensively average (doesn't even use his size particularly well) and non-existent offensively. But then Fabregas is such an absolute liability defensively Matic is still able to get in the team ahead of him. Even the worst Premier League teams can and will look into exploiting the issues caused by Fabregas playing.

The real Hazard is back. Never in doubt.

Willian is a good player who had a solid season last year but he isn't out best player.