Styles

Oscar was beyond garbage in the Madrid friendly yet. He looked out of depth against a largely reserve Madrid team yet this is a first team player here. Just goes to show the difference in levels between the two clubs.

Don't forget John 'it takes me 30 seconds to turn' Terry.

Ramires wasn't a flop either His Champions League run in 11-12 is the stuff of legends. So many decisive contributions.

I can kinda see what he's saying. Is this guy the real deal? Our past dealings don't exactly inspire that much confidence. We just had Pato on loan ffs!

Terry will still be playing for Chelsea in 3 years time when Christensen is one the best defenders in the world at a big European club.

True. Zouma deserves a chance to return. Then we have Christensen returning next year. If we sign one CB (Coulibaly) we could possibly be OK for now and reconsider things in January. By January we could have a back 4 of Zouma, Coulibaly, Azpi + one.

That's says more about Fabregas than Oscar.

You have to understand these guys are young too. Michy is only 22, why wouldn't he be on social media? Just a shame for him that the vast majority of our fans are dickheads.

I knew this would happen. Kante next. Why Mikel has decided to come back for more abuse is crazy to me.

Don't worry brah, I got them stored safely. Just waiting for Hazard to win POTY before I unload.

Giving him a new contact set us back another year.

Let's hope so.

Seems like he has fooled yet another manager. He will revert to type by September.

Good news is I think he is highly motivated to bounce back and perform well. Bad news is that the motivation may stem from wanting to be move on next summer.

People saying our attack looks so much better lol, we're one Hazard injury away from disaster.

95% of our supporters think he can play another 5 years because 'well he never had pace in the first place init'.

I've noticed a lot that when Azpi gets the ball, Conte is always pointing towards Hazard as if to say pass to him. But Azpi recives the ball on his right and then looks infield and passes either to a DM or a CB. Surely Conte will get sick and tired of this and want a left-footed player?

We could have prime Makekele playing next to Kante and our defence would still be poor. Maybe a team could carry one of Cahill, Terry or Ivanovic but all 3 of them? Absolute joke.

A rubbish Bremen are able to build play, create chances and work the ball around at will. Nothing has changed.

Or maybe we're just playing a really shit team that Oscar is comfortable against?

We can only hope that's the case and to be fair to him we seem have made bids for Coulibaly. It's amazing how easily we signed Kante and Michy but we seem to be struggling to sign a player in arguably our biggest area of need heading into the window.

Even in some of the pre-season games, you can see Conte telling the team to push up but we've got Terry and Cahill dropping deeper and deeper. It's depressing.

3 of our back 4 can't defend one vs one. We have the slowest CB pairing in world football and to compound that we'll have Ivanovic at RB who is equally slow.

The season is a week away and we still have the same rubbish defence we did last season. This is ridiculous.

Think it's more of a burning desire to play at a top team and Chelsea are the only ones stupid enough to pay crazy money for a limited footballer.