Madmax

Genuine question - do odds mean anything?

When I decided to go through the latest pages on Romeu's thread at 1 a.m on the morning of the World Cup, I did so without knowledge of the thorough entertainment it would provide me. Good show, Jype and didierforever.

Does one even have to 'try' to offend Liverpool fans? Their state of being permanently outraged over something or the other is unlike I have ever seen among any group of people anywhere in any walk of life.

What a farce. On what planet is a reduction from 8 to 5 'proportional' to a reduction from 25 to 21?

Just joking mate

Vela for 3 million is a bloody steal. Didn't he say he wants to stay, though? Is there a buyback clause or something?

I hope he has a shit World Cup so Belgium can get knocked out early and he can be well rested for the next season

Seriously thinking about getting him on the back of the shirt. Too many letters though, will just stick with 'Dave'

Oh fuck off! It's all Emenalo's fault!

I don't know how anyone who watched the CL final can claim that Luiz doesn't have 'character'/'personality' or only shows his personality on instagram. Just because he has been sold doesn't mean you now have to demean everything he's done for the club - and claiming those things IS demeaning his contributions to the club - you can choose to focus on the selfies but then that's your problem.

Who do you think will Mourinho pick as 4th choice CB - Omeruo or Zouma?

Much pashun, very hair, wow.

I remember when I used to that ... cringeworthy. How did Barcelona manage to land Rakitic for just 15m £?

This needs to be AutoMatic.

Well ... he doesn't underestimate himself, that's for sure.

Wtf is this soap opera

You should only trust what bushman feels, I feel.

Eto'o lover? Nope, just respect him for the impact he made in the conditions he was brought in. Maybe you ought to try it too.'Fact' is the number of goals he has scored and the games he scored them in - and you can laugh all you want but they won't change. If being the best striker of that bunch was no big thing, why didn't the other two manage it? If Eto'o is a 'train wreck', what does that make the other two? Interesting that you decide to ridicule someone who was - whether you accept it or not - the best in his position at the club. Are you still pissed your precious Mourinho was called up for his stupid, disrespectul remarks? Edit : you heavily edited your post, I see. Give it up, even you know Eto'o was not the best name to rake up here.

Is that our highest scoring striker Eto'o? Yeah what a shyster that guy is. I mean who the fuck only scores against United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Galatasaray and Tottenham? Nah, can't think of anyone from our team worse than him; not the Senegalese fella and DEFINITELY not the 4th most marketable player in the world and Mr Tahiti destroying Confed Cup Golden Boot winner Sir His Holiness Torres del Fernando.

That Swiss girl in the cartoon. I used to watch as a kid; don't judge.

Can he play in the pivot?

I hope Costa satisfies our striker need the same way Matic has satisfied (half) of our midfield need.

Nahhhh Mangala

Is that a Salah and Kalas crossbreed?

Sell Ramires, sign Paulinho, bang head on wall.