Madmax

Indykalia is a fucking embarrassment. He's some random Indian dude in the UK who works behind a KFC/McDonalds counter. True story.

As much as that would be nice, it's not going to happen under Mourinho especially in a season he and us are under pressure to win things.

Think the competition will help motivate him. May not be a coincidence that his performances became so flat as soon as Mourinho installed him as the de facto no.10.

Ah, so they actually ARE twats.

Wrong thread.

For those of you that read WAGNH, do you actually rate the opinions of Macaree and Schmidt? They come across as such smug know-it-alls. I was reading the Fabregas stories there ... put me in a rage.

How many languages do you speak? What are they? Are there any you would like to learn?

What a completely unnecessary signing this would be.

Yep, I was thinking that it'd be a 3 of Matic (similarly undroppable - Tiago backup), Oscar and Fabregas (or other new CM). Ramires and MVG for rotation. Schurrle and Willian to fight it out on the right.

Don't understand why he has to be world class for us to sign him. Does he fit the profile we want (playing style, mentality etc)? Yes. Does the manager want him? Yes. That should be the alpha and omega of every transfer. Personally, I like it better when we sign players who haven't reached their peak and thus are hungry to get there (Not having a go at you). He may or may not be world class (subjective), but is one of the best available, fits a need and isn't that expensive in this market. Great signing as far as I'm concerned. Now let's pair him with Lukaku, give them some service and celebrate the Double

Weird, yesterday there were links saying everything's agreed ... and now there's no deal?

LMAO _________________________________ Does anyone else feel we're playing 433 next season?

Son, we MAKE money on these players.

He'll be damm good for them

Never have I better understood the phrase 'If you don't laugh you'll cry"

Every goal vs West Ham, but especially #200 and that penalty he had to take thrice.

No, that'd be "D'oh!"

Martin Lipton says Oscar will be sold.

Don't care if he's Maradona. Never going to cheer him if he signs.

This. It's clearly not a case of 'OMG Luis so shit Shaw so good rant rant'. They're both very good options and arguably Luis is just that little bit better in the immediate sense. But if we're willing to spend upto 24 million on a 29 y.o then why can't we add another 6 on top of that and get someone maybe 10% lacking right now but who could be world class for 10 years? Then we also do away with the need to repeat the process 3 years down the line. Is Shaw a risk? Sure, who isn't. The risk is only proportional to the potential reward, though. But why bother understanding this when you can dismiss others as FM players on the internet.

Ready to take Chelsea's leftovers? Check.

They don't need Hazard if we give them you, amirite?

Anyone think Jamal Blackman can pass off as a Pogba lookalike?

What fucks me off is that despite people at this club bending over backwards in his support - changing mangers, playing approaches, playing personnel, training personnel and the INCREDIBLE patience shown by the paying fans at the end of the day what he says is the only reason for his - I repeat , spectacular failure - note his stress on the word 'only' - is the colour of his shirt.You need your head checked if you think that's not insulting to the club.

Yaya, is that you? Do you need a cuddle?