Madmax

I have two. Moreno : http://gfycat.com/EllipticalCreamyElk Coutinho : http://gfycat.com/ImpeccableApprehensiveJumpingbean He had absolutely no right to save the one from Coutinho.

He's such an enigma with his passing - sometimes he consistently fails to make the most routine ones and on other occasions he can lay on absolute peaches, like the one with the outside of his right foot perfectly weighted into the path of Hazard sometime in the 2nd half.

No way he sits out City because the game's in 3 days. Assuming he even gets the decision, we'll appeal and that'll free him up for Sunday.

How will he cost us the title? There'd be no title race to speak of without his goals. 17 - let that number sink in for a minute; it's not even Feb yet! Well on the way to 25 league goals I predicted at the start of the season.

Enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvDHc3UE5MM&feature=youtu.be

What a disgusting man. Horrible. Vile. I love him.

Ref bottled one stonewall penalty (and a borderline one) in addition to what should've been two definite sendings off (Lucas and Henderson), but let's make this all about Costa, shall we? I LOVEEEED the skinhead cunt Skrtel prancing about all game like he's some hard motherfucker and then dozing off to leave everyone onside on the one occasion he had to actually defend. Oh, and scouse tears? MOAR!

There's probably going to be some silly stuff written around these parts and I'm better off not reading it. Time to crack open a couple of beers and then hit the sack. See you lot on Tuesday!

What a bizarre fucking post ... and I've been seeing them ever since it became 2-2. Curiously this line of thinking wasn't being articulated in the first half when as per the Liquidator's eyewitness account from the ground Zouma was exceptional and Christensen solid. Nevertheless, because I respect you too much as a poster and as a friend, you'll only need to look at the City game to know what youth can do ... Patrick Bamford 1 goal, 1 assist.

We could have done with Bamford today.

Shit ....

lol City fans chanting "Champions of England, we know what we are" ... get your own fucking chants and your own fucking legends.

A rolling stone gathers no moss.

But I thought Van Gaal was a genius and the inventor of modern football as we know it?

Amazing! Well done Iraq.

Excellent solution for all concerned. For him it was imperative to move because it's clear that the manager simply doesn't trust or rate him for whatever reason. We get to find a space for Cuadrado who presumably is seen as someone that will actually threaten for a starting berth. Tidy business financially as well - no wages for the rest of the season, a loan fee and another £11m in the summer - we're actually going to make a profit on the guy. The benefits of buying low and buying young. Good luck to him; I hope he has a fruitful time in Rome.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/chelsea/11362358/Why-we-should-love-Diego-Costa.html

Congratulations and go well, mate.

No, he fucked up. His turds aren't golden.

City's and PSG's numbers have little to do with marketing or bring competitive and more to do with getting your bro in law to give you some cash that shouldn't be yours. City have banked a ridiculous £40m (set to be increased to £50m a season) a season sponsorship deal with the owner Mansour's family while PSG announced (presumably with a straight face) that Qatar Tourism Authority (their owners are Qatar Investment Authority - both arms of the Qatari state) will hand them £570m over 4 seasons.

Not the fans, it was he who made a fool of himself. It's not his place to dictate what a paying fan should or should not sing about. So if he's pissed off about the non compliance, well boo-fucking-hoo. It'll teach him to not poke his nose where it doesn't belong.

Bouncy would sound nice, I'm sure.

Cech; Ivan, Zouma, Cahill, Ake; Mikel, Ramires, Baker/RLC; Schurrle, Salah, Remy

Did his usual, completely predictable party piece for the goal but he was far from the only one culpable. No press = full freedom to pass to Sterling and he avoided Matic and Mikel expertly. Just the general demeanor of everyone on the pitch revealed how uncomfortable they were with our approach today. For me Mourinho picks up the tab for (a) the abysmal surrender that made this shit side look like Barca on drugs and (b ) dropping Zouma for no reason at all post Newcastle.

Someone here wanted more "unbelievable" saves ... You got one. Had no right to palm the Lallana shot.