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Is it just the tv or is the home crowd really so quiet? They only seem to wake up when their support starts chanting 'Fuck off Mourinho'. I've been hearing that god awful 'Champions of England, we know what we are' chant way too often.

Ivanovic is so fucking shit.

Zouma? Remy? Zouma! Remy! Doesn't matter what happens now, you've got to admit Mourinho has these - ... and I love him for it :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Fuck, I just took Ameobi out of my FPL team ... Atleast got the assist points for Colback.

El Mohamady LMAO

What would you call today's match, then?

Q & A session

Don't know if this is accurate at all but according to this report here, he's currently without an agent. May explain the delay in the contract signing.

AVB would praise him like only AVB could ("impactivize", "strong emotional control" etc) before sneaking in one more line about how he was wronged and how he helped us win the CL.

@supporter Never leave. Stay here forever.

Meh, Patrick Bamford.

Pellegrino quickly climbing up the list of people I hate most in football. The old fart will get his ass handed to him again tomorrow.

I hope there are no press conferences till the end of the season. Bring on your bloody fines.

#bunchoftwats

Don't blame Pires at all. He was in Goa for the best part of 2 months; must have smoked some really good stuff.

Di Marzio says we'll try for him in the summer http://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/news-en/chelsea-wont-stop-with-cuadrado-plans-for-inters-icardi-in-june/

If that 23.3m figure is true, you'd have to think they've taken Salah on loan and we've waived any loan fee.

Well there are those Douglas Costa rumours, so who knows. But other than that, there are some options - Cesc at 10, Ramires on the right (please no) and Remy on the right - probably the only way the guy will ever get a game.

37 + bonuses? I took the numbers from Wikipedia.

Funny thing is some stupid cunt paid money to register that domain name ...

WHOOSH!

Assuming Schurrle's £20m initial fee is true, we have now raked in more than £150m in transfer fees ... in just 3 windows since 01/01/14!!! Mata £37m, De Bruyne £17m, Luiz £50m, Lukaku £28m, Ba £5m, Schurrle £20m. 3 of those 6 deals are worth more than our previous record transfer income (Robben £24m). Bear in mind these all were either unwanted or wantaway at the time. We've essentially bought ourselves the best part of a new spine (Matic, Cesc, DC) by selling our fringe players. Phenomenal business by the club.

Two words - "Cahill 24". Do it.

New toy, everybody!

I don't know about you all but personally I'm happier with Salah leaving than Schurrle.