Madmax

Don't know who's more pathetic, QPR or Martin Atkinson. How does he miss that foul on Zamora at the end?

Ivan maybe built like a brick shithouse but he dives around like a pussy and it's embarrassing. Put Zabaleta in that position and he'd have scored the goal instead of flopping about pathetically with his arms in the air.

When does City's luck run out?

Fucking West Brom.

Best performance since West Brom. I was quite apprehensive about this game given West Ham's form, our struggles against packed defences and the busy schedule but we were absolutely fantastic. Very exciting going forward and little to no problems at the back ... perhaps the only blemish is that we didn't bring one or two off earlier with Southampton in mind. Our evolution from last season continues - now +9 points from these corresponding fixtures of 2013-14.

Wow, you have high standards. He's just working back from a spell on the sidelines and is not playing 90 mins all the time like at the beginning. Still adjusting to the league (and the league's adjusting to him). This Christmas schedule is a novelty to him and he's still turned in two excellent performances vs Stoke and West Ham.

lol passes completed 327 vs 120

Best we've played in a while; it's a travesty we're only one ahead and that too through a set piece.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2887091/Chelsea-bid-liven-Stamford-Bridge-atmosphere-singing-section-Shed-End-designated-fans-lead-songs.html Yay or nay?

Yes, because it supports my joke.

And they didn't

If we're bad enough to let Torres score against us, we don't deserve to win anything anyway.

Happy Holidays. Just take something off City at theirs, please.

I love Bally but no way does he get in ahead of Ess.

What is Bale's?

So for once we'll sign someone who doesn't score against us.

You should've listened to him for the Stoke game going on and on about who and how many are off the Chelsea bench protesting against refereeing decisions. He even managed to make Andy Townsend sat alongside him not sound like an insufferable tit.

Sam Allardyce

Excellent freekick yesterday - http://www.gfycat.com/BruisedFoolishAlbatross

Need a new defence? Spend 120m on a forward. Chelsea of 2010-2013, is that you?

And unhealthy.

He's said publicly Mourinho wants him to finish every match with atleast 3 shots.