Madmax

Man, I love this busy schedule. 4 matches in 11 days? Yes please. Fuck Christmas break.

HAHAHA I've just read the best description someone can ever give for Diego's looks : Diego Costa has the face of a man who probably has hundreds of gigabytes of filthy pornography on his computer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggw2tQlsCwI

What am I missing here? Oscar vs Willian (EPL) Goals : 3 vs 1 Assists : 5 vs 1 Key passes per game : 1.7 vs 1.1 Shots per game : 3.1 vs 1.8 Neither is a particularly great attacking threat but one decent game from Willian doesn't override Oscar's obviously greater input thus far this season and there's only one winner there.

Symonds isn't Australian anymore?

Well, Aussies do appeal for everything ...

Good at maths, not so good at cricket.

It's all bullshit till Sky Nigeria weighs in.

Don't know who's more pathetic, QPR or Martin Atkinson. How does he miss that foul on Zamora at the end?

Ivan maybe built like a brick shithouse but he dives around like a pussy and it's embarrassing. Put Zabaleta in that position and he'd have scored the goal instead of flopping about pathetically with his arms in the air.

When does City's luck run out?

Fucking West Brom.

Best performance since West Brom. I was quite apprehensive about this game given West Ham's form, our struggles against packed defences and the busy schedule but we were absolutely fantastic. Very exciting going forward and little to no problems at the back ... perhaps the only blemish is that we didn't bring one or two off earlier with Southampton in mind. Our evolution from last season continues - now +9 points from these corresponding fixtures of 2013-14.

Wow, you have high standards. He's just working back from a spell on the sidelines and is not playing 90 mins all the time like at the beginning. Still adjusting to the league (and the league's adjusting to him). This Christmas schedule is a novelty to him and he's still turned in two excellent performances vs Stoke and West Ham.

lol passes completed 327 vs 120

Best we've played in a while; it's a travesty we're only one ahead and that too through a set piece.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2887091/Chelsea-bid-liven-Stamford-Bridge-atmosphere-singing-section-Shed-End-designated-fans-lead-songs.html Yay or nay?

Yes, because it supports my joke.

And they didn't

If we're bad enough to let Torres score against us, we don't deserve to win anything anyway.

Happy Holidays. Just take something off City at theirs, please.

I love Bally but no way does he get in ahead of Ess.

What is Bale's?