Madmax

Demba Ba answered your question last year, I'm afraid. Either that, or Remy took a shit in Mourinho's sandwich.

This thread needs some didierforever.

What's even the fucking point anymore? Just go away, please. Ugh.

Shit day. Try and move on; beaten by the better side (yikes) on the day, after all. Riots in the streets if Hazard, Fab, Matic or JT play even a minute against fucking Watford. P.S. Fuck Fat Frank.

I don't want to fucking read another word here for a couple of months about what this guy needs to do and how he needs to get better. People said he needs to be more direct, he's bloody unplayable and no defender can live with him. People said he doesn't shoot often, he's shooting fucking alright I'd say. Then you wanted him to score away from home ... yeah, you know the score. He's ran his bollocks off today; I think I've lost mine whacking it to him.

Take your meds.

3 game ban coming, no doubt. Thank fuck for that.

Donkey.

Martin Tyler and Jim Beglin on commentary for a Liverpool game. Mute button it is, then.

Shhh Illerminataay... Anyone else feel yesterday could be a turning point in the title race? City blew a massive chance to inflict psychological pressure on us. We've got to capitalise.

It's alright; opinions here change match by match.

All well and true maybe, but why does Neville or any other pundit not have the balls to stick their necks out and speak about the action that elicited a reaction from Mourinho? Was it a foul? Did Fabregas dive? If he didn't, shouldn't the yellow be rescinded? Why not speak about these issues?

Games like yesterday showed the true value of genuinely useful squad players. On one hand you have Mikel who comes in and does a job 7-8 times out of 10 against all kinds of oppositions in all kinds of conditions, and on the other you have Schurrle who needs the external variables to be favourable to make any sort of impact. We required a big performance from him keeping in mind the demands placed upon a smallish squad in a busy period but he proved very inadequate. Maybe he needs a run of games but the harsh reality is that he won't get them if he fails so miserably in the ones provided - that's the nature of football at the pointy end. I don't want to be harsh on the guy because he's given us some good moments and bought into the team ethos but I'm feeling a bit silly for jumping on the bandwagon post the World Cup.

Must win so good thing it's only Spu*s. 3-1.

Don't forget the whole 'Imma cross my arms behind my back and half-heartedly lift one leg like a dog taking a leak' routine before doing fuck all about the cross.

Oscar was ill.

"It's not a small penalty ... it's a big penalty, a big one like the Big Ben!"

"I don't care about assists and all that; I just want Chelsea to win and today we didn't so I'm going home upset."

SEAN DYCHE YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND YOU GINGER MOURINHO YOU BEAUTIFUL SEXY FUCKING BASTARD!

Holy shit this place is an absolute cesspool on such days.

Robbed of a penalty today because of the actions of this fellow and the other idiot Cahill.

Absolutely no need to rest Costa at all IMO; he's really building up rhythm and it shouldn't be unnecessarily disrupted. Remy will just have to wait for Watford, I'm afraid.

The above interview in 1080p

I can handle shitty players but I cannot handle shitty players with an entitlement problem and this makes him the only Chelsea player I absolutely cannot even remotely begin to like, let alone respect (Bogarde was before my time). So good riddance and thanks for nothing.

We'd be over him like a rash if he had a name like Ryaninho and cost £15m from some Brazilian/Spanish/Portuguese club.