Duppy Conqueror

Talk about a totally misleading headline...

I reckon Todd Kane could offer us everything he can already if we want to infuse more English talent into our 25. only Todd can also grow into a better defender and we Don't have to deal with those cunts across the city.

Whoever will take him that needs a Wideman ..as long as it's in one of the major leagues..maybe to a French top flight club with PSG and Monaco being flush at the moment.they could be enticed to part with more than he's worth to us now.if he looks good at another French side.

When you find a solution to it youtube should be your Everest...something about the internet makes warriors out of button pressers.

Loan him out for a season. his stock shouldn't get any lower than it is now but it could get higher as he has shown the ability to look good in weaker teams. then sell him next season.

Makalele,Cech,Robben,Lampard,Joe Cole,Eidur,Terry,Duff,Bridge...yeah Jose doesn't do much with players he doesn't "sign"....

Put in a bid for Lewandowski and tell Napoli they can get in touch if they can get real.

Courtois should be cup tied for Champions league and there may be a clause that we can't recall him early btw...

For games against Hull,Palace and minor sides in the cup we could possibly get away with it but I'd hate to seem him between the sticks for a title run in or a major cup final. Would feel much happier to spend a few mill or even free transfer for some good veteran insurance.

I agree but also need a deputy for Petr. Hopefully a good veteran that hasn't won much silverware could be enticed,knowing that he could be one injury away from playing in some major cup finals etc..

I think the fact that south Americans speak either spanish or Portuguese depending on what countries they come from is a big factor too. Shouldn't put Cavani off coming tho,he's shown he's more intelligent than Tevez already in in learning a new language in Italy.

I agree it would be a good fit for him and he could end up looking good again for them, helping us to get a decent fee for him next summer.

Glad to see more people seeing it as I do. We can offload both ba and Torres then...ba has suitors and Barcelona sniffing around for Torres if the media are to be believed.

Like I said it's his least likely at this point but he's young and can be coached up to become a more complete player. Henry was a wingman in his earlier career.

There's how I added up to 4. He's a young player who can be shaped into however we want to play him.he has good movement,speed,height and a decent shot . lone striker would be his least likely at this point but I see good qualities in him already that a long striker needs. Especially when you look at the style of the players we would play directly behind him. we need strikers with good movement and quick feet more than a big John Charles type target man. His link up play I think would be a lot better than the current strikers on our books.

If he's true to his word that will keep him out of the clutches of Man Ure and give us the option of waiting another year to clear some space for him and seeing if we really need him once Jose has a closer look at the young players we've already got and/or might be bringing in this season.

Shurlle could play up to 4 positions for us.I see him as being far more than just depth at LW.

he should understand that once he joins bayern he only has 3 ways of leaving . Bayern no longer wanting him,he sees out his contract and refuses to sign a new one or he retires. Bayern Don't listen to transfer requests. if I was a pro and wanted to stay in Germany I'd stay with Dortmund be treated like a football god by fans and management who appreciate winners but Don't demand it every year and become a legend there not just another face in a long line of winners..also being able to leave when I want.

Hope this means a serious push for De Rossi.he may be 30 by the time the next season starts but so was Makalele and Zola who both gave us some great years. I wouldn't complain if we paid up to 20m for him as along with a great finisher our team would win a lot trophies in the next 3 or 4 years. as for Oriel a loan away for a season is probably the best for us and him.

Typing on iPad is hard fookin work btw

Getting Shurrle wouldn't mean just having better depth at LW .I see him as being a young version of old Anelka in that he can play Left Wing,Right WIng,2nd striker,centre forward.he would fit in the team in many positions and formations and allow us offload a few players on our depth chart that just are not good enough to start for us....mainly demba ba,Marin,Kakuta..

Great to have Jose back...it`s been a long time coming. can`t wait to be able to gaze at him in awe from the stands and my serious man-crush again is re-ignited.. be interesting to see how he improves our squad by mostly the players already here and then the odd players he helps bring in. happy days again.

I`m rarely ever around during the season..between work and touring with Chelsea etc..summer will soon come round then i`ll be on most days again..well..between the Ashes..

Dortmund v Malaga was an Epic second half..glad Dortmund won,have been rooting for them since we`ve been out..Hard on Malaga,that last goal,but so was Malagas last goal.. Sweaty sock officials had a mare..

they were like the Swiss army when we put 5 past them at their place back in the day..