ever since i heard of his name a few years back i thought of The Smiths song:" William,It was really nothing." so let`s see who can convert the lyrics into a terrace song in his honour and to rip the piss out of Spurs. here are the original lyrics in black..my "remix" is bolded next to it The rain falls hard on a humdrum town The pain falls hard on the Tottenham slums This town has dragged you down Those slums have dragged you down Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town Oh,the pain falls hard on the Tottenham slums This town has dragged you down Those slums have dragged you down and everybody's got to live their life And God knows I've got to live mine God knows I've got to live mine William, William it was really nothing William, William it was really nothing It was your life ... How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say : How can you stay with Levy who`ll say: "Oh ! Would you like to marry me ? would you like to carry AVB? "And if you like you can buy the ring" and if you like you can play on the wing She doesn't care about anything we won`t win anything Would you like to marry me ? would you like to carry AVB? And if you like you can buy the ring and if you like you can play on the wing I don't dream about anyone - except myself ! i don`t dream about anything except 4th place. Oh, William, William it was really nothing William, William