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My best guess would be AC Milan or Roma, maybe Schalke or Bayer Leverkusen, or Valencia Those are the most struggling top 25 teams in Europe atm I think Real will go for Massimiliano Allegri in the summer and Zidane goes Juve He is crazy (ZZ) to go into Manure atm

Bats did for sure Lolol

Tuchel is doing great at PSG, he is a top class manager

FFS! Cant we just give them Willian, 20 mil and a box of Chocolates for Martial! Manure is doing this to me

Can you imagine him having to play the Jorginho role! OMG

Jesus fucking christ

If the transfer bans come down in the spring, and we don't do MF business in January other than sell Cesc, Kovacic cannot join, and there is a more than decent chance Baka comes back simply due to numbers. Either that or Drinkwater gets pulled out of mothballs. Welcome ro Marinaball. Doom

Forget Pulisic for £70m, buy Pepe for £25m or so less. I am so done with right-footed RWers like Willian, and Pulisic is very much right-footed.

Chelsea plan January transfer window approach for Manchester United star after major development https://www.caughtoffside.com/2018/12/17/anthony-martial-chelsea-transfer-man-utd-news-has-blues-on-alert/ Chelsea remain keen on a potential January transfer window swoop for Manchester United forward Anthony Martial, it has emerged. The Blues have long been linked with the France international, who has had an up and down time of things at Old Trafford since joining back in 2015. The latest transfer news regarding the player is not looking too positive from a United point of view, with Martial looking no closer to signing a new contract. BBC Sport have reported of United triggering the option to extend Martial’s deal for a further year, but quote his agent as saying he is pessimistic about a more long-term agreement. CaughtOffside understands this has alerted Chelsea to the 23-year-old’s potential availability, with the club on the lookout for a new signing up front this winter. While Martial has mainly played out wide under Jose Mourinho, some of his best form in a United shirt came in his first campaign as a centre-forward under Louis van Gaal. snip

Barcelona set to cash in on £36m flop Malcom after Chinese club make £58m bid Brazilian forward has made just six appearances in all competitions this term https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/7998698/barcelona-profit-flop-malcom-58m-offer-china/ BARCELONA are considering selling Brazilian flop Malcom after receiving a huge £58million offer from a Chinese club. The tricky forward has made just six appearances for the Catalan giants since he moved from Bordeaux for £36.5million. The 21-year-old eventually got his dream move to the Spanish champions after snubbing Roma - but things haven't turned out so rosy for the Barca man. He has made just one start in La Liga and finds himself way down in boss Ernesto Valverde's pecking order. And Nou Camp chiefs could already be willing to part ways with their summer recruit. According to AS, the club has received a massive offer from Chinese side Guangzhou Evergrande, who are willing to splash a whopping £58million to secure his services. snip

SMDH

Why has he never been tried at CF by Sarri? He has the size, pace, dribbling, shooting ability. Surely he could grasp hold-up play. I have always wondered this.

says yer right jacob and the liver and it's a deal and for

NOT Choo's! these would look great on you! https://www.harveynichols.com/int/brand/grenson/167700-fred-dark-brown-leather-boots/p2766588/

We could have bought Icardi, NOT bought hair gel boy and Drinkwater and been around £30-40m to the good when wages and fees are tallied up.

Harvey Nics doesn't sell your type of party favours, lolol or tellies hi-jacked off a lorry in Tilbury by Bosnian mobsters

They need to stop shopping for the most expensive items at John Lewis or House of Fraser or (god forbid) Marks & Sparks (where Papy Djilobodji came from!) and step the fuck up to Harvey Nichols, Browns, and Harrods.

A lack of a proper DoF is unforgivable at this level. It shows rank amateurism at board level. The entire team and organisation are suffering from an absence of a whip hand on the reins. Marina has proven she is not capable of running a top 10 football team by herself (tbh at all) in terms of player overall recruitment/management.

Monaco complete €20m deal for Lyon wonderkid Geubbels https://www.goal.com/en/news/monaco-complete-20m-deal-for-lyon-wonderkid-geubbels/1a506brwcdsq11n2nnlzhp96qa

If Monaco get relegated, he should look into Borussia Mönchengladbach, as all they are missing badly is a dynamic AMF. If they lose Thorgan Hazard or Zakaria they will surely have the money. Dieter Hecking is a great developer of young talent too.

If I was Real, I would go for Massimiliano Allegri in the summer, and Zidane goes to Juve (he vastly prefers that to Manure, obviously, lol) Mou is fucking poison, let him go to AC Milan, they are as fucked up (board wise) as us! Solari is shit, but surely he can keep them in top 3 in La Liga, then they drop the bombs (new manager, Eden, Icardi or Kane, hell maybe Mbappe or Neymar, new MF and new CB, sell off deadwood, then Bale, Benz, and one of their THREE starting level RB's, etc, maybe sell James if they dont really want him, which I think is crazy, he is still a superb AMF, they have players they can get mad money for, but MUST sell soon, as they are ageing) As for us upgrades needed now (I assume this is also your 5, and no, it is NOT plastic, it is common sense, although some will argue about Luiz and then AMF) CB LB AMF (due to non scoring Jorginho/Kante) RW CF RB (soon, cant do it all in 1 year) and then the big one, LW, when Eden and CHO bail I still want to see Sarri try a 3 1 3 3 with Kante as the floater in front of 3 CB's (atm Azpi, Luiz, Rudiger, which is strong, still we need to buy another really good one, absolutely) It would solve our fullback issues full stop then MF of Jorginho (as a DH MF playing in FRONT of roaming destroyer Kante (Sandro Tonali as new b/u DH), then Barella (new buy, as I dont think we will pay what Real will ask for Kovacic and Barella has more upside) and then Mount (hopefully soon) as AMF (Obviously best would be Havertz, but he looks off the board, as does Talisca (although surely we could prise him out of China). Great option would be Julian Draxler as well, if Mount isnt ready and Barkley/RLC bust up LW Hazard (hope Asensio if Eden leaves (really clutching at straws), as we will never pay Mbappe money unless we are sold to a billionaire worth at least £15-20bn or more) RW Nicolas Pepe (new buy) Striker (nooooo idea, obviously Icardi is best, still like either Haller or Jovic from Frankfurt (or BOTH!! lolol) or Cavani for stopgap

They have had insane injury issues Danijel Subasic, their starting keeper, is out Diego Benaglio b/u GK, was out Kamil Glik, starting CB just came back after a month out Djibril Sidibé, starting RB, is out Almamy Touré , b/u RB/CB, is out Ronaël Pierre-Gabriel yet another RB, missed 3 months Jean-Eudes Aholou Starting DMF, is out Kévin N'Doram b/u DMF is out Aleksandr Golovin starting AMF multiple injuries so far Willem Geubbels b/u LW (and superb young 17yo potential star) out (has been for 4 months now with torn hamstring) Rony Lopes starting RW, is out Jordi Mboula b/u RW, is out Falcao starting CF was out earlier Stevan Jovetic starting CF (when they play 4 4 2) out multiple times, out now Pietro Pellegri (super young 17yo striker) is out

With who? I just ran through the list of all wingers remotely in his class, and unless we drop £250m plus for Mbappe or £200m plus for Neymar (please NO), neither of which will happen, there isnt any out there. We will be damn lucky to get £100 to 125m for a 17 months and out of contract (10 months once we are in mid window in the summer) Eden. Asensio is the only other one who is above the pack and below my elite true replacement level. Real MAY offer a straight swap. Zero chance they offer Asensio and another player (Kovacic). They will just wait and take him on a free or rape us 12 months from now and offer us some crazy low 60m or so offer when they really have our jacobs in the old holiday nutcracker.