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Gareth Bale freekick jinxed by Tal Ben Haim witchcraft https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/babb/11848304/Gareth-Bale-freekick-jinxed-by-Tal-Ben-Haim-witchcraft.html

Only downside to him is he is out for a bit with blown knee

If Wilian was 28 Marina would renew him! We turned down 65 MILLION QUID for his POS arse. I have zero faith we upgrade. Roman is on lock-down spend as he KNOWS his nutsack is in a global vice over Putin ties.

Cold hard look at the squad 18 (maybe more) need to go and be upgraded from (including some ones out on loan) We absolutely need new starters at SIX positions (5 right now) and soon 7 (when Eden leaves, probably on a free in 2020, as I really think we will be banned before summer for 2 years, so obvioulsy cant sell him and will just have to eat the £100m (most we will get this summer) as we will not be able to do a swap deal or buy replacement. I think CHO is insane, as he very likely could be our starting LW as soon as next year (if we DID sell Hazard even with a trans ban) Fuck Sarri cock-blocking CHO, New starters needed ASAP at One CB (after Luiz leaves on free in 6 months, and actually even if he stays) RB, LB, AMF (as Kante is struggling in other side and Sarri will never change formation and RLC is not good enough to make up for Jorginho/Kante weakness) RW CF many will be gone this summer anyway due to contract/loans expiring (Luiz, Cahill,, Cesc, Kovacic, Caballero, Green, Giroud) Only one on here that is borderline (due to potential bans) is Barkley The rest need to GO GO GO It is so so fucking sad that only TWO players out of the main squad (Kepa and Rudiger) get the simple Keep, great player, without some caveat attached!!!!! We keep the deadweight and bad players and keep playing them (some dont play now) we are going mid-table, especial if bans kick in for 2 years and we have not bought upgrades (and Eden and CHO walk or are sold at gunpoint) I urge all to bookmark this to ridicule me IF I am wrong on these None of you will be ridiculing me. NEED TO GO IN BOLD RED 1 Spain GK Kepa Arrizabalaga Keep, great starter 13 Argentina GK Willy Caballero Replace him with a HG of better quality, like Angus Gunn, this is hardly a crucial thing, unless the HG element comes in 31 England GK Robert Green who cares, lolol, Bulka needs to be 3rd or even backup 2 Germany CB Antonio Rüdiger Keep, great starter 30 Brazil CB David Luiz He is leaving on a free in 6 months, so WE HAVE to replace him NOW, before possible bans hit 24 England CB Gary Cahill SELL 44 Wales CB Ethan Ampadu Keep, he will be starter when Luiz leaves, if we do not buy a CB to replace Luiz 27 Denmark CB Andreas Christensen Keep IF we do not buy more CB's and ban comes in, otherwise, sell if we get a good price 3 Spain LB Marcos Alonso SELL, he simply is SHIT, if Sarri keeps trotting him out there, Sarri will be sacked within a year, what a blunder to renew him! Fuck Marina! Unreal we turned down £45m for him from Real!!! 33 Italy LB Emerson Keep for now, as he simply has to start over Alonso, he can be reserve once we buy a legit LB 28 Spain RB César Azpilicueta Keep, but needs to a reserve RB and CB, not up to being our RB, he is far too limited in offence, he is also starting to show age and wear and tear, sorry but it is the brutal truth 21 Italy RB Davide Zappacosta SELL, he hates it here, he isn't good enough, Reece James and Ola Aina are better than him anyway 5 Italy DH DMF Jorginho Keep, good, not great, but needed in Sarriball 4 Spain DH DMF Cesc Fàbregas SELL, he is a spent force for us, he can still play in Serie A 17 Croatia CMF Mateo Kovačić (on loan from Real Madrid) He will leave in summer, I cannot see us buying him for the price they will demand, especially if we are transfer banned, then obviously he is gone 6 England CMF Danny Drinkwater Sell (eat some of his bloated wages, just get him the hell out, freeloader, and the board is twice, no 10 times the cunt he is for buying him in first place!) 34 Brazil MF Lucas Piazon SELL, no clue why Sarri said keep him, worthless 7 France Box to Box MF N'Golo Kanté Keep, as he will go back to regular DMF slot when Sarri is cashiered, but he is nowhere good enough in his current role 12 England AMF Ruben Loftus-Cheek Keep, I still think he comes good, BUT we need another AMF who is better 8 England AMF Ross Barkley Sell, sorry, he just is never going to be the player we all thought he would be years ago, only keep if we are transfer banned 10 Belgium LW Eden Hazard Keep, BUT, he isnt renewing, so either sell him in the summer OR (if bans come) we are going to have to just let him go on a free in 17 months 20 England LW Callum Hudson-Odoi KEEP, but we will lose him due to Sarri non playing, and when that happens, I hope Sarri is sacked, unless we sell and get a buy-back 22 Brazil RW Willian SELL along with Alonso, these 2 CUNTS need to be shipped the fuck out, if Sarri keeps playing them , I hope he IS sacked, as he deserves it, FUCK out board for not taking that £65m from Barca!!! along with De Bruyne and Salah sales the 3 biggest fuck-ups in last 15 years 11 Spain RW Pedro Keep, as a reserve, not good enough to be starter, ageing quickly 15 Nigeria RW Victor Moses SELL, useless 29 Spain CF Álvaro Morata SELL this donkey NOW, cannot believe we turned down £55m for him from AC Milan and told them £70m or no deal! Fuck Marina! 18 France CF Olivier Giroud OUT (contract expire) worthless at thsi point, all those who say he is great with Hazard are just delusional, maybe keep as 3rd CF for emergency out on loan big players France CB Kurt Zouma (to Everton until 30 June 2019) SELL, he is perma wrecked after knee injury England CB Fikayo Tomori (to Derby County until 30 June 2019) back-up CB next year or the year after Ghana LB Baba Rahman (to Schalke 04 until 30 June 2019) sell, complete waste of money Nigeria RB Ola Aina (to Torino until 30 June 2019) Zappacosta replacement, once Reece is starter. Ola shut CR7 down like a bitch in the Turn Derby. England RB Reece James (to Wigan Athletic until 30 June 2019) needs to start next year part-time, and take over from Azpi full time in 2020 France DMF Tiémoué Bakayoko (to Milan until 30 June 2019) SELL he is shit Brazil AMF Kenedy (to Newcastle United until 30 June 2019) SELL, as he clearly isn't going to ever be a starter for us England AMF Mason Mount (to Derby County until 30 June 2019) Keep, work into rotation next year, replacing Barkley Belgium AMF Charly Musonda Jr. (to Vitesse until 30 June 2019) SELL, never was good enough England CF Tammy Abraham (to Aston Villa until 30 June 2019) Keep, maybe can be 3rd CF, if he isnt even capable of that, then sell Belgium CF Michy Batshuayi (to Valencia until 30 June 2019) SELL he is not going to work out

Pulisic? I am not sold on him, and we just turned down a swap plus cash offer of CHO plus quid for him. Nicolas Pepe just had £72m price put on him by Lille, so that's a non-starter. GRRRRRRRRR Higuain cant be given multi-year contract, so he will not come. Same for Cavani. I see zero or at least very little links to targets we SHOULD be going after, like Icardi (if we are truly serious about winning league and CL in future, he and his level HAVE to be looked at) Jovic, Haller, Memphis Depay, Martial (super hard now) Federico Chiesa, Thorgan Hazard, Alassane Plea, Mikel Oyarzabal, Steven Bergwijn, David Neres, Suso, Rodrigo de Paul, Federico Bernardeschi, Iñaki Williams, Jean-Kévin Augustin, Hirving Lozano, Matheus Cunha, Myziane Maolida, Domenico Berardi, Malcom, Ismaïla Sarr, Maximiliano Gómez, etc

Lille just listed price for Nicolas Pepe, £72m, so he is off the table for us

I have a bad suspicion that the board has said little business will be done in January. I get horrid feeling we are on lock-down.

First time ever that Kane, Alli, Eriksen, and Son have all scored in same game

Shameful Everton performance

lolol the Toffee punters on this chat: Silva out Big sam in

well, most woman, lesbi or straight, use a dildo at times (or some other toy)

I was thinking that as soon as I posted!!!!!

what was kinky about that? everyone has sex and many have butlers lolololol

he could be our butler, bring us martinis and ciggies after sex

I like big pink dildoes

I am REALLY worried about our future. Far more than the shit season after titles under Mou and Conte. We have HUGE weakpoints and no plan to fix them, plus massive contract issues, the 2 year transfer ban looming and our owner the target of a worldwide anti-Putin campaign

2 - 6 THIS is how we should put shit teams to the sword!!!!!

Chelsea reject Borussia Dortmund offer to swap Pulisic and Hudson-Odoi https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/chelsea-fc-transfer-rumours-news/2018/12/23/18153665/chelsea-reject-borussia-dortmund-offer-to-swap-pulisic-and-hudson-odoi-report By all indications, Chelsea are continuing to push hard for the signing of young American Soccer God Christian Pulisic, but are hoping to do so without losing the even younger and potentially even more talented Callum Hudson-Odoi in the process. As recent rumors have claimed, Chelsea’s plans call for Pulisic on the right (replacing at least half the Willian-Pedro combination) and Hudson-Odoi on the left (as Eden Hazard’s successor). And that would certainly be ideal. But real life tends not to work out ideally. Hudson-Odoi appears no closer to consistent playing time (he didn’t even feature in the League Cup in midweek!) and thus no closer to signing his contract extension. With only 18 months left on his current deal, the sharks are circling, looking for a tremendous bargain. Bayern are at the top of that food chain, but apparently Juventus and Real Madrid are keeping an eye on the situation as well. Also keeping an eye are Borussia Dortmund themselves, who may have even proposed a swap of Pulisic and Hudson-Odoi. That’s the claim from Goal’s Nizaar Kinsella, adding that Chelsea rejected the offer and will be hoping to finally convince Hudson-Odoi to sign his extension in January. snip

David Luiz rejects Chelsea contract extension offer The 31-year-old wants a long-term contract but Chelsea are only willing to offer short, one-year deals https://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2018/12/23/18153847/david-luiz-rejects-chelsea-contract-extension-offer-report

Kolasinac is shit, pass

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Arsenal must pay £72m to secure Nicolas Pepe transfer, say Lille https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/8049974/arsenal-72million-nicolas-pepe-lille-chief/ LILLE chief Luis Campos has slapped a £72million price-tag on Arsenal target Nicolas Pepe. Boss Unai Emery will need to smash the club's transfer record if they are to land the talented Frenchman. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang remains the club's most expensive ever player when he signed for £56m from Borussia Dortmund. Pepe's form in Ligue 1 has attracted the interests of Europe's biggest clubs including Manchester City and Barcelona. He has scored 12 goals in the league and is just one behind Kylian Mbappe who tops the scoring charts. Lille know the interest in his signature means they can drive a hard bargain. And they will certainly do that after Campos laughed off talk that they will sell him for £40m. snip

2 - 4 I have delayed stream

Just got back in, FFS its 1-4 now!! wtf