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BUT THIS WOULD BE A DOUBLE DISASTER (UNLESS RM MOVES FOR ONE) Hope for Man Utd, City as Tuchel makes big Neymar, Mbappe admission https://www.teamtalk.com/news/hope-for-man-utd-city-as-tuchel-makes-big-neymar-mbappe-admission

This is massive there is ZERO chance Bayern make a move for CHO IF this goes down NO WAY he goes as cheap as this says though Bayern Munich have made Leroy Sané their No 1 transfer target this summer and are preparing a bid of around £70m (€79m) for the 23-year-old Germany international.

Plus it would be a huge milestone the 30th trophy in club history

Hamburger SV striker Jann-Fiete Arp has confirmed that he will join Bundesliga champions Bayern Munich in the upcoming summer transfer window. https://bayernstrikes.com/2019/05/20/jann-fiete-arp-join-bayern-munich-summer/ Not shocked here, Hamburg just shamefully COLLAPSED the last several games and blew an easy promotion right back to the Bundesliga, after finally failing and being relegated for the first time ever last year (they were the only German team to never be relegated before that). also.......... Craziest story in any of the big 6 leagues is that SC Paderborn 07 somehow got 2nd place and auto-promotion to the Bundesliga. They have only 3 players worth more than a million quid, and none worth more than £3 or 4m The entire team is probably worth only a little more than what Higs makes in salary per year, lolol http://www.espn.com/soccer/report?gameId=517899 Paderborn, who reached the Bundesliga for the first time in 2014-15, were relegated that season and again the following season to fall to the third tier. In 2016-17, they narrowly avoided a third relegation in three seasons (to the Regionalliga) despite finishing 18th, as 1860 Munich's administration error and failure to secure a licence to play saw them stay up. Yet, incredibly, they finished second the next year to climb back up to 2.Bundesliga. Knowing all they needed to do was beat or equal Union Berlin's result against Bochum to claim the second automatic place behind already-promoted FC Cologne, Paderborn went ahead in the 10th minute. Germany under-20 midfielder Philipp Klement netted his 16th goal of the season, before Dynamo hit back quickly through Baris Atik. Atik then scored again either side of half-time to complete his hat trick and seal the win, but Paderborn were promoted as Union drew 2-2 with 10-man Bochum. Down 2-0, Union scored twice in the final 10 minutes but couldn't get a winner as they finished third in the league on goal difference (five behind Paderborn) and a point ahead of Hamburg in fourth. They will contest the relegation playoff against VfB Stuttgart.

Teenage Chelsea keeper Marcin Bulka signs pre-contract agreement with PSG after ending three-year stay in Blues' academy https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7000551/Teenage-Chelsea-keeper-Marcin-Bulka-signs-pre-contract-agreement-PSG.html

£88m. 100m euros. Still a shit tonne, but Barca and PSG have fucked up the market. (Dembele, Coutinho, Neymar, and Mbappe).

Besides Marina, Eugene Tenenbaum is another cunt who has to go. Another SIBNEFT stooge, and one of the architects of the hush money scheme for the Gary Johnson sexual abuse scandal and the illegal signings of underage players (hello bans).

Yes, this was a given, I m not upset in the least.

To get to a proper structure, the SIBNEFT mafia must be completely purged. Will RA do that? I am not holding my breath.

I do not see much changing until we are sold, but RA has said he will not sell to a Brit, so I am so hoping that doesn't mean a Saudi head-chopper buys us. The despicable bone-saw murderer MBS has been sniffing around multiple clubs. I do not want my club loyalty tested via his or any other KSA royal buying us. They are pure retrograde medieval vermin.

absolutely!

I hope they squeeze the RM cunts for very single shilling.

I have been documenting all this wastage since I joined thsi board. I have a post doc in economic history and deal (at my current firm) in highly complex deals that dwarf these. I would LOVE to get my hands on the actual books of the club and do a forensic deep dive. A little blue bird whispers to me that it would be a shit show. RA has haemorrhaged out 2/3rds of his net worth over the last decade (granted some to do with the collapse of the rouble v the GBP/USD) much of it to do with shit business deals outside of the purview of CFC. It doesn't shock me at all that the club is poorly run from all but marketing and loan perspectives. Even with the club turning 'record profits' (which are trumpeted far and wide by the board and are surely massaged and artificially plumped up via the loan army, a loan army that may soon be legislated away) the future-forward loss of quid on just the horrendous buys and sales of the past 5 years is there for all to see, as is the loss of revenue form deep CL runs, and now the scuppering of the new stadium build-out.

no, not the same, RM paid 5 million quid LESS than we paid for Pulisic in terms of fees AC Milan paid £27m LESS for Piatek (30 goals and counting) than we paid for him in terms of fees and IF we renew Hig's loan we will only pay £13m less for Higs than we did for Pulisic (Puli fees only) for an 18 month loan plus salary (almost £45m) and NOT EVEN OWN his rights come summer 2020 Higuain is the fourth highest paid player in the entire EPL, 3rd after Alexis leaves, 2nd if Pogba leaves (only the top paid De Bruyne makes more) the board IS FUCKED and they are RA's puppets, so.....................

probably just a rehash of almost 3 month old rumours Juventus news: 'agreement already reached with Guardiola' 08 March at 16:00 https://www.calciomercato.com/en/news/juventus-news-agreement-already-reached-with-guardiola-47970

now you are moving the goalposts not buying it

Joe Gomez (now 21yo) was a starter since he was 20 (3 starting games, the full 90 minutes in games as a 19yo) Trent Alexander-Arnold (now 20yo) was a starter at 18 (even had one cup game, v spuds, as a 17yo) sorry, not a myth

I vote

LOLOLOL Whoever is running Chels promo shite is fucking numpty these are from a brand new official club email we just got notice the ADIDAS kits, roflmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo smdh, what a bunch of amateurs

since we have been refusing to sell dregs like Alonso, Willian, etc etc our business model is backing up due to only loan fees coming in, plus big outlays, STUPID buys, and when we do sell (like we are in middle of doing with Eden) we get fuckall compare to actual value (think Cuntois, Costa, etc)

FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS!!!!!!

next up for a perm buy

Chelsea ordered to pay former boss £9m after losing Premier League ruling https://www.chelsea-news.co/2019/05/chelsea-ordered-pay-former-boss-9m-losing-premier-league-ruling/