Iggy Doonican

Just when i thought Liverpool fans couldn't be more melodramatic and phony here's the evidence.

Agreed. When you look at Mourinho's final games in the league only three wins in eleven and they were against Portsmouth. Reading and Birmingham. But it was a weird time after having basically an open cheque book Shevchenko was bought obviously against his wishes. He was an outstanding player at the time but to then buy the likes of Sidwell, Pizarro and Ben Hiam on free transfers was just bizarre. Apparently he didn't rate Alex and was one of the reasons he fell out with the hierachy. Personally i loved Alex and his free kicks were something else. He took one at St Andrews and it hit the bar and landed in the centre circle.

Err i'm a season ticket holder

Yes sorry about that guv. Duly noted apologies to all. Caught in the moment etc.

Well Goodness Gracious Me. Yes me and my mates support our local English team how about you? Thing is we will be watching in the flesh and be able to critique Cuadrado's performance. You will be watching a dodgy stream be careful not to spill any lemonade on your keyboard.

Yo sorry dude i meant soccer i'm so pissed at myself right now.

Only 12 people on a jury squire and if i ask 12 people in the pub before today's game all of them will tell me Cuadrado's shit. If i say to them there's a geyser in India who says that because he's only played 288 minutes we should give him a break well they'll just piss themselves laughing.

Nice one squire try looking up scouts and asinine in the dictionary. Some say the jury's out on Cuadrado it's not there's a unanimous decision he's shit.

Nice internet research there mate 288 minutes etc etc Cuadrado is absolutey one of the worse footballers i've ever seen. But of course the worse footballer you have ever seen was when your contrast button wasn't working on your remote control

Not exactly proving yourself in the market buying Fabregas and Costa. Spending 27 million on a bloke who looks utterly out of his depth who couldn't trap a dead mouse never mind a football. We had a geyser who played for us very briefly in the late 80's called David Mitchell who was by a country mile the worse footballer i've ever seen and believe me there was a queue a mile long who could have taken that accolade. The thing about Mitchell was he'd always fall on his arse it could be attempting a shot or header and that's who Cuadrado reminds me of. Football is obsessed with stats these days and i wish OPTA did a category for most time spent on there arse for ineptitude and being shrugged off easier then dandruff cos Juan would win every time.

Magic like Cuadrado?

I've said it in another post but Cech was immense that night faced six penalties went the right way for all of them saving three.

Three years ago and if i'm ever bored i put on Youtube and watch the penalties it just cheers me up every time. I get a sort of temporary tourettes when Schweinsteger misses can't help shouting ''Fuck off you sausage munching Hitler youth clone''

Great Quote: “I have rejected Juventus four times: it’s a beautiful pu$$y that doesn’t get me horny” – Antonio Cassano

FROM THE GUARDIAN'S FIVER DAILY EMAIL. As we all know, Liverpool Football Club is special. Different. Classy. Unique. Special. Unique. Classy. Unique. Iconic. Unique. Special. Unique. Clubby. Clubbish. Clubesque. Special. Unique. Increasingly irrelevant. Over the hill. Past-it. Yesterday’s news. Special. Unique. Iconic. Unique. Special. Special. Special. Unique. Liverpool Football Club are special. And unique. And special. And classy. They’re special and specially unique and uniquely specially and specially special and uniquely classy and they have a different way of doing things, you wouldn’t understand, you just wouldn’t, because you’re not special, or classy, or unique, you’re not Liverpool Football Club, and you wouldn’t understand, so don’t even bother, just accept it, they’re the best football team in the tra-la-la-la land. Liverpool Football Club’s specialness and uniqueness and classiness naturally places them in a position to pat lesser clubs on the head and let them know of their place in the food chain. Clubs, say, like Southampton, who were browbeaten into selling Adam Lallana and Dejan Lovren to mighty Liverpool last summer. “They have a choice as a club,” Liverpool’s head guru, Brendan Rodgers, roared last August. “They don’t have to sell. You have a choice. Maybe Southampton’s objectives have changed. They were looking to be a [big Cup] club, I believe. They obviously wanted to change. There might be one or two others who leave. It’s just the way it works.” It’s. Just. The. Way. It. Works. Words to live by. Poetry in motion that comes to mind now that Raheem Sterling is busy letting Liverpool know that the way it works is that he would like to leave in the summer, maybe join a bigger club, play for a team who actually have a chance of winning something in the near future, that there’s only so many times he can hear about the Miraculous Miracle of Istanbul before he’s forced to go all Van Gogh on his ears. Treason! Naturally Sterling’s desire to play for a good team has been met with fury and The Fiver assumes he has spent the day locked in Melwood’s Re-education Chamber, a crack team of Phil Thompson, John Bishop and John Aldridge taking it in turns to hammer home the uniqueness and specialness and classiness of Liverpool Football Club, making sure Sterling knows that he will forever walk alone if he joins Manchester City, a terrifying prospect indeed. It’s just the way it works

There was no conservative tactics because the clueless Avram Grant was in charge. He was known at Portsmouth as the cones and bibs man cos that's all he did set them up. The rumours and i tend to agree with them were that the team was being run by the senior players Ballack,Terry and coached almost totally by Steve Clarke

For you Fritz ze Champions League is over.

The support was superb just like the old days. As for the game well it's not really getting worked up about as to say the players were on the beach was an understatement. I'm surprised they didn't come out wearing speedos and flip flops. Cuadrado he's easier to brush off then dandruff has to be the weakest footballer i've ever seen and is patently not good enough. Anyway '' We won the league, We won the league''.

How old are you mate ten?. I hate all things Liverpool and you and your idiotic rhetoric won't change that. He's the captain and the figurehead of a team i can't stand. Anfield is a bloody awful place to go to watch football and i've been going there and other grounds in England when you were just a glint in the milkman's eye.

You just don't get football culture mate or terrace humour if you like. Holding up some slips signs is just people taking the piss out of Gerrard nothing more nothing less. What has Stephen Gerrard done to us? well he turned us down for one. He was only on the pitch for 40 seconds against Man United so how could he have got a bad reception he spent more time tying up his laces then he did on the pitch.(Maybe you were there cheering on Stevie me) But calling Chelsea fans cunts what is wrong with you mate get a grip.

S What has his hatred of Man United got to do with getting sent off after 40 seconds? it just showed him as someone who can't keep his emotions in check. You really have a thing for him and Liverpool mate did you used to support them?. Any praise of Gerrard on a Chelsea forum leaves a sour taste in the mouth which incidentally was how the DJ must have felt when he was spitting his teeth out all because Stevie Me couldn't play what records he wanted.

Kicking the shit out of a dj and getting off scott free. Backpass for Ba's goal or did that slip your mind?. Leave him alone? this is a football forum not Mumsnet. He's an arrogant twat who by the way has got far fewer goals and medals then Lampard. He got sent off against Man United after 40 seconds and because he did a half hearted apology after the media more or less gave him a free pass. Now if John Terry had done that he would have been making the front pages as well as the back. Costa makes a ambiguous challenge against Liverpool in the eyes of the media he plays for Chelsea against Liverpool therefore he's guilty. And finally Gerrard loves himself so much he probably sends his right hand a valentines card every year.

Fabregas against QPR more or less sealed the title and there relegation. A real win win day.

FROM NEWSTHUMP WEBSITE. YouGov defends poll which showed Liverpool as clear Premier League winnersPolling organisation YouGov has defended its prediction that Liverpool would win the Premier League by 8 points. YouGov insisted its methodologies were sound and that the fact that the actual result bore no resemblance to their prediction was just ‘an anomaly’. A spokesperson explained, “Polling is an inexact science based on gathering data, analysing it, then pulling conclusions out of our arses.” “We looked very closely at the results up to the end of March 2015 and at that point we felt a prediction of a Liverpool title triumph by at least 8 points was the most likely result.” “People will criticise our analysis, but they didn’t have access to the levels of detailed data that we did.” “The fact that Chelsea have won by such a margin is just one of those things that you can’t predict, no matter how complex your algorithm.” “And anyway, technically Chelsea’s title win was within the margin of error in our prediction. So there.” YouGov predict Liverpool title winLiverpool fans have been left distraught by the Premier League’s result, having believed until just two weeks ago that the title was theirs to lose. Season ticket holder Simon Williams told us, “Chelsea winning the title so clearly is such a shock, I can’t believe they YouGov didn’t predict it. It’s the last time I’ll ever believe a polling organisation.” “At least until they tell me something I want to hear, anyway.”

That Claude bloke is alright talks a lot of sense and has passion he's an old school gooner. All those other young shitheads i can't stand. Real JCL's who just hang around so they can show there mates down the Juice Bars of Islington that there on Youtube.